This week Fable started standing. Without assistance, or holding onto a hand or a railing. All of a sudden, in the middle of my parent’s tile floor she stood up on two feet. And then she did it again. And again. And again. Over and over as my family cheered and rooted her on and MORE »
1. “He needs a haircut.” “I know.” “So why don’t you cut his hair?” “Because he doesn’t want a haircut.” “But you’re his parent. You’re supposed to make the rules.” “I do make the rules but he doesn’t want a haircut. What am I going to do, hold him down MORE »
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Everyone I know is pregnant. It’s kind of like how three years ago, everyone I know got married. Within a six week window. And it was like “COME ON! I am SO NOT going to wear this brown floor-length satin halter dress again. Or the “Lavender Mid-length.” Or the “Salmon Strapless” Ugh! Bridesmaid dresses! MORE »
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I’ve been heavy on the Halloween posts these last few days but I couldn’t let Halloween come and go without discussing the dos and don’ts of adult Halloween costumes and what to do when your kids are like, “WTF? Who are you and what have you done with my parents YOU CRAZY CRAZIES AHHH!” MORE »
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