Tertia found the answer at work of all places. No – you perverts – she doesn’t have sex at work. Her co-workers told her about Barney Sex. If you are a parent, Barney Sex is exactly what you are thinking. If you aren’t a parent, Barney Sex is what occurs when you put on a Barney DVD to mesmerize your children and then you run back to your room and have sex really quick before they notice you are gone.
It works. I mean I’ve heard it works. Ahem. What I am trying to say is Barney is like crack to kids. Here is what you get out of it: 1) sex, 2) a happy spouse or partner and 3) you don’t have to be in the room when that annoying dinosaur is singing his mind-numbing songs with all those annoyingly happy little kids.
I believe they call that a win-win-win situation.