Meet Mel Kane and his bad eighties era how-to on getting your kids into commercials. Fat kids (yes, he really said that), thin kids, short kids, tall kids! He sounds like a bad Dr. Seuss impression, only he’s dead serious.
And what fun it is! He picks apart a kid who looks like she’s acting ultra hard to be not interested in what’s going on (and probably getting paid very well), and lets you parents of twins out there know you’ve got a hot commodity or two on your hands.
AdFreak dug this one up, and it’s worth taking a look for the laugh at the giant glasses and poufy hair alone. And, you know, if you want to make money off your fat kid.
Have fun in Hollywood.
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