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Bikini Jeans: Part of Every Post-Partum Wardrobe?

Posted by on September 19th, 2007 at 11:56 am

 bikini jeans

 

So the obvious question here is…

What the fuck kind of underwear do you wear with these anyway? 

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Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

We've covered the mom jean and the anti-mom jean at length here at Strollerderby. In fact, we've zipped that topic all the way up and over , if you know what I mean. But what we haven't covered quite as thoroughly is the attire that allows

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

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Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

I think it’s the jeans for taking music video only.

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Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

I can’t believe this. I just can’t.

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

The bikini part on the white pair actually looks like a pair of panties. So, I think you wear a Brazilian underneath.

Am I the only one who thinks these might be the sign of the coming apocolypse? Am I just weary today? Or am I just getting old?

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

Oh my! Thanks mcglory13– didn’t realize “these” was the link — too tired today and couldn’t see the different color text!

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

Logicalmama, the link for the white ones is up in the original post. If you scroll down on the page they show an unfortunate Japanese woman on her cell phone in a white version that’s incredibly unflattering.

mcglory13 commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

They’re actually quite comfortable — the jean ones, not the white ones.

cryitout commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

Where is the link for the white ones? One would need to be SERIOUSLY preened in order to get away with these!!

I’d love to see a planethiltron.com rendition with butt pimples, cellulite, stretch marks and a wild bush coming out of all sides…….

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

Darlins, if you are so raw that you’d choose to wear these things, underwear does not even cross your mind.

GrrrlfriendJess commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

I thinking maybe they’re lined? Like an actual bikini? But… but… but… where, exactly, would one wear such jeans? Church?

RachelZ commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

What the….I have just never…..are you kidding me?

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

Wow… the white version you see when you go to the link is like, a million times worse. Who’d have thought that was possible. And… I miss my good stomach. Sigh.

mcglory13 commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

*shudders* that is so wrong on so many levels

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

lol

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

underwear?

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

lol, you don’t.

now, to get that body…

Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am

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