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Breaking News: Clay Aiken might not be the father
Could the whole “Clay Aiken can impregnate a woman without even touching her” news be a big fat stinkin’ lie? The Calgary Herald is reporting that “several people close to” babymama Jaymes Foster are denying claims (clayms? Nope, not going there) that Aiken is the daddy.
One Of The Signs Of The Apocalypse TMZ first reported that Aiken had artificially inseminated Foster, the sister of record producer David Foster, going on to say that, “Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.” The story was picked up by roughly 12 million media outlets. BUT one of the so-called sources is denying that he ever said Clay was the daddy-to-be, even asking People.com to retract their story. And B.J. Cook, David Foster’s ex-wife and Jaymes Foster’s ex-sister-in-law said, “Jaymes is definitely pregnant, that much is true…I can guarantee that it’s not Clay Aiken’s
baby.” (emphasis added.)
Of course, no one directly involved is talking to the press, including Clay, who is very busy punching cameras.
It must be pointed out that we have no knowledge of this incident, or alleged incident. Maybe Clay is on his way to fatherhood. Maybe not. Who the hell knows? Clearly this is the most important story of the decade. Well, other than the Sex and the City movie. (Election? What election?)
Aside #1: Foster went from “in her late 40′s” to “50” in a matter of days — I guess it is stressful being in the public eye. Here’s a photo of the happy non-couple.
Aside #2: Even if this whole thing turns out to be bull, at least we’ll always have the phrase “Clay is a lot more than sperm.” Thank you Satan TMZ.
images: thehollywoodgossip.com, offoffBway.com
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2 Comments
cryitout commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amAgreed. Plus he needs to spend more time with all the children he fathered with me.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amUm…*gets all wide-eyed*
Poor Clay. They should leave this guy alone. He deserves his peace.
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