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Kids Don’t Try This at Home: iPhone Smuggling
Oh wow. I know people that got really obsessive about the iPhone. My friend Mark was sending us e-mails for months ahead of time with updates on when the iPhone would be released. He stood in line all night to get one the day they came out, but I feel confident he never shoved one up his ass.
Now I have not confirmed this with him, but if he had in fact shoved his iPhone up his butt he would not be the only one. An inmate in Kentucky did it. That’s right. You heard me. His buddy brought him an iPhone when he visited him in prison. Instead of risking having his cool new toy confiscated, he smuggled it into jail in traditional inmate fashion, he shoved the phone up his ass (The inmate, not Mark).
According to reports, or urban legend, or whatever, he tried to poop out his phone for three days before alerting medical professionals.
Seriously kids, DO NOT try this at home. I mean, I love Apple just as much as any other Mac user. If there were a fan club, I would run for treasurer or something, but ouch. I draw the line at shoving my phone/mp3 player/internet accessing devices up my ass.
[source: Gizmodo]
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4 Comments
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amWhy do I think Steve Jobs is doing a little happy dance right now? Because he's won built such an army of converts, some folks will even let their baby-making plumbing get operated on in exchange for an iPhone . Or at least one guy did. Spouses, take
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amWell we can only hope he, at least, had the ring set to vibrate!!
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Whit commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amThat things not small either. I’m guessing the inmate was “popular” in prison.
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