This is a strange and sad story. Mike Tyson’s daughter was found hanging by a treadmill cord. She is now in critical condition at St. Joe’s hospital in Phoenix. According to reports, it was a “tragic accident”; the 4-year-old became tangled in the cord while playing. Tyson was not home at the time but has rushed back to join his family at the hospital, according to Fox Phoenix.

Wondering where the Guantanamo detainees will go if they get released? How about Italy? Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi (who has accused of picking his nose and eating it) said that “his country will consider accepting an unspecified number of detainees from the U.S. military detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.” Hey, I bet the food there is better.

I’m no business expect, but when I read that Microsoft is planning to name their new search engine Bing, my initial reaction was to say “wow. That’s a horrible idea.” We’ll see if I’m right. The company that brought the world Windows ME and Microsoft Bob is planning to spend up to $100 million dollars advertising their new search thingy. Bing, huh? Oookay.

I thought this was already confirmed, but I guess not — Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant. Look at that photo. Mel is looking really old. But still, you can see what a younger woman sees in him (money). I mean, seriously (money). What woman wouldn’t want to date Mel (money)?

A chicago resident has died from swine flu, aka H1N1, or, as I call it, heinie. (Get it? H1N1? The 1′s look like i’s, sort of? And heinie is a funny word? Oh, never mind.) This isn’t funny, of course. Just trying to add a little levity to the situation. This is the 12th person in the United States to die as a result of swine flu; the virus has killed 91 people worldwide. What I wonder is how many people die from other kinds of flu? That is, is swine flu worse or just getting more press? Regardless, I’m still stocking up on hand sanitizer for myself and the children.

And finally, I leave you with this: Congress and President Obama is still planning to “overhaul” the U.S. healthcare system, which basically sucks unless you have a good job. Even if you do, it can still suck. I freely admit that I don’t know how to change it, but there are too many people walking around without health coverage and that can’t be a good thing.

More tomorrow…

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