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Parent Trap, Baby Crap
Remember the mile-long checklist of stuff your area mega-store recommended for your baby registry? Stuff your mom had never heard of, like breast pads, and stuff you had never heard of, like, um, everything else? Of course you know now, but did you even know back then there were so many baby shampoos to choose from?
This was your entry to Parenting, Inc., what one author calls the modern way parents’ every fear, hope and dream are exploited to get them to buy things like a souped up baby blanket (the Miracle Blanket) and $800 Bugaboos.
Salon interviewed Pamela Paul, author of the new book “Parenting, Inc.” which looks at the new ka-jillion dollar market of all things baby/kid/parent.
Personally, I think we parents know we’re being taken for a ride, but swaddling a kid isn’t a natural skill all of us develop, hence, the Miracle Blanket. And just try to pry the Bugaboo out of the hands of actual city dwellers. Turns out, they’re worth every penny for people who actually haul their kids longer distances than from the SUV to the mall entrance. These are conveniences for parents, not enhancements for the baby. I am very much in favor of convenience for me.
Still, I get the author’s point. Other products in the crosshairs: baby signing classes, Baby Einstein videos (I think we all agree on that one), infant sleep positioners, and Time’s Up/Time Out Teddy Bear (yes, that’s stupid).
What totally unnecessary baby thing do you think, in hindsight, was probably a load of baby crap? For us, quite literally, it was the Diaper Genie.
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14 Comments
AllisonWonder commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI warm wipes in my hands.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI agree with McGlory. Ask ten moms their top baby item and you’ll get ten different answers.
We had a diaper pail with the first (but not the Genie) and when the kid got to be mobile, he started knocking it over and rolling it around. It went into the basement and stayed there until I gave it away.
The medical kit was useless, I could have bought just the thermometer and nail clippers for cheaper.
In general, I think people don’t realize how many items are duplicated on those lists. Do you really need an exersaucer AND a walker? Or a Bjorn AND a backback? Or a bouncy seat AND a bumbo?
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amNewborn bibs!
My newborn wasn’t actually that messy, so we never ever used them, but since he was my first, I’m not sure what other peoples experiences were…
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amWhy is everybody always hatin’ on the Wipe Warmers? Frankly, a little heat helps, ahem, clean more thoroughly sometimes.
diera commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amMy main strategy has been to buy stuff used. I agree that for every person who thinks X is overpriced and useless, there’s someone who thinks it was the greatest. Just buy your X used, and you get the best of both worlds. I got an Inglesina Zippy stroller at a sale this weekend for $35!
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI agree, mcglory13. One parent’s treasure is another parent’s useless piece of crap. Personally I find these lists to be totally useless. If I want advice about things to buy or not buy I ask people I know and who have used them and why they liked/disliked them.
mcglory13 commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amEverytime these threads come up somebody disses something (last time it was slings for me) that other people adored and used the heck out of. Every kid is different and every family is different and I don’t understand what is gained by people pronouncing what they personally think is useless. Unless I’m mistaken, nobody’s holding a contest to see which kid got by with the least, or who fashioned the best diapers out of leaves and twigs and bottles out of flower blossoms.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI’m having my third baby any week now, and I’ve pretty much banned my family from buying anything except clothes and cloth diapers. No crib (although I did get a co-sleeper), no playpen, no wipe warmers (I mean really, eventually the kid is gonna have to get changed not at home, with *gasp* a non-heated wipe), no baby monitors (we live in an apartment–how far am I ever really going to be from this baby?), no dedicated diaper pail, no shoes (sure, they’re cute, but does a newborn really need them/keep them on?), no gigantic diaper bag…the list goes on.
I obviously think most dedicated baby products are a waste of money, particularly considering the short time these products will actually be used. Of course, it took me until my third kid to realize this, but really, stream-lined is the way to go.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI’m sorry, but the Miracle Blanket was worth every penny
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amBaby signs was a waste of time. My daughter began talking at 6 months. If I could nto understand her she had some unusual ways of communcating. If she wanted to eat she beat on her high chair. If she wanted a drink she beat on the fridge. I knew the sign language stuff was out when she made a sign and then said, “Right mama?” Good grief. Sterlisers were a waste of money and those plastic bottles that make kids autistic. Should have stuck with the boob.
TheNewsJunkie commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amThe baby signing one surprised me too, Bookmama! But I think she argues that it’s not a bad thing, it’s just parents shouldn’t feel like they’re not giving their kids a good start if they skip the signing and stick to speech.
The signs are fun!
bookmama commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI don’t understand how people can lump teaching sign language to your baby in with frivolous sh*t like wipe warmers. Sure, she’ll eventually learn to speak in fluent sentences, but that takes a while and until that happens, I welcome every opportunity to understand what’s going on in my baby’s head. Not only have we been able to respond to her needs (milk, bed, dirty diaper, lights too bright) but we’ve also been able to respond to and “talk” about things that interest her: music, bears, dogs, etc etc. I love it that we taught our daughter sign. She’s 1 year old and knows dozens of signs, and I firmly believe that it’s helped her speech as well, since she knows more than a dozen words and is literally adding more every day. Sometimes, when she says something I can’t quite figure out but does it along with a sign, we both get excited when I “interpret” her correctly!
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amthe bottle warmer, pure waste of money!
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amWipe warmers.
I never bought one, I refused, but everyone around me raved about them.
Look I changed my son in a church cemetery on a rainy, fall day in London. The kid didn’t utter a peep. He’s a trooper. Wipe warmers are for wimps.
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