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Stuff You Never Thought You’d Say — Winter Edition
You know what I’m talking about. You have kids and things change. One of those things is the words that come out of your mouth. As in, “Did I just say that?” Here are some winter-related phrases that I never thought would occur to me at all, much less leave my mouth:
“If we lived someplace warmer, we wouldn’t get colds all the time.”
I actually said this recently. The weather in New York has been bizarre
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elohveeee12 commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amuhm, lets see…
“Mommy just has to peepee, she will be out in a minute!” Screamed through the bathroom door to my one year old who will not stop wailing and pounding on the door. (by the way, when did i start referring to myself in the third person?)
“No, No, NOOO, do not touch the poopy!!”
oh and my favorite,
“Please keep your pants on!”
JeanneSager commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amBend over so I can wipe you . . .
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amIn my first year of teaching, I remember the first time I told a kid, “Go back and walk.” I mean, what’s with that? After saying it, I realized that after years of fighting the man, I was THE MAN. I mean, running to get to someplace because you’re excited to get there is so joyous. Something happens as we get older that we don’t run to things just for the fun of it. You might run on a track or on the sidewalk while wearing some high performance fleece and some hundred dollar shoes which were supposedly engineered for you. Also, why don’t people clap for me when I have a good bowel movement?
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI can’t believe I’ve asked “can mommy please pee in peace”?
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