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This Here’s a Story ’bout a Kid Named Hell
In Melbourne, Australia a priest refused to enroll the little boy in St. Peter the Apostle school because of his name.
The school said Max could enroll only if he used his mother’s maiden name.
Sadly, his mother’s maiden name wasn’t Fuck Off.
I say a guy with a name like Max Hell don’t need no education. He can just form the youngest black metal band in Australia.
That would rule.
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8 Comments
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI made fun of this once before , and maybe it smacks of "branding" but the more I think about it, the more it makes sense: more and more parents today are reserving domain names for their kids at birth. And why not? We are in increasingly online
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI get it. I do. It was late on a Friday and you were looking forward to getting home. To the weekend. To drinks. Whatever. You had no time for the SD. Fine. Be that way. But you're missing out, lemmie tell ya. It's Saturday now, and thankfully
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am“Hell” is the German word for “bright”.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amPerhaps, in light of the priest’s reaction, he should change it to “heil”…
Whit commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amThat name would rule.
Odd, though, that the family has never altered it. Seems like someone would have been bothered by it enough to take away a letter or something. Oh wel.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amPingBack from http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2007/07/13/randomness-part-83/
BabyCakies commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amIt’s his name, not his personal mantra. That’s ridiculous!
RachelZ commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amHa! That’s hilarious but also sad that the poor kid is being denied admission for something he has no control over! It’s not like he’s got a pentagram tattooed on his forehead.
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