Strollerderby
Your Child’s Sleep Problems Solved!!
At long last, your crib-escaping toddler can be restrained! Your refreshing and crucial sleep and hers can be restored! The baby cage… a creation of BabyCage.net will solve the litany of long-term health problems related to ongoing parental and child sleep deprivation. The cage also provides a nice alternative to dosing your child with your drug of choice…
If you’re worried about scarring your toddler for life, why not fix up the cage with her favorite stuffed animals and fuzzy blankets? Let’s be honest, putting her in a cage is much preferable to mommy yelling her head off at 2am because the toddler won’t sleep.
Am I right?
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Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amPingback from http://www.proveninsomniacure.info » Your Child's Sleep Problems Solved!!
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI think it is a great idea though. I say let’s put some of these into the classrooms for a few kids who really need to be contained.
mnijtnc commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amEvan, come on–it’s a joke.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amSeriously? Someone please tell me that’s a joke….anyone? 100 volt electric shocking option? It’s a joke, that can’t be legal.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amThey should remove the bottom liner and put it on a raised platform above a bed of old newspapers. That would simplify diapering too.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amAs a parent of twins, I’m relieved to see that they have an option for we frugal families that prefer to double up!
crabmommy commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI think it looks cozy!
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