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Top 9 Puzzling Dora Toys
Ah, Dora the Explorer. So innocent. So carefree. So NSFW.
The number one puzzling toy on our list has to be the Dora Aquapet. Did anyone run this design past a kid over the age of ten? And do any of the Aquapet’s owners wonder why it keeps ending up in Mommy’s nightstand?
The rest of the puzzling toys after the jump.
2) Mmmmm…Dora’s eyeballs sure are tasty after you bake them in the oven.
3) For the parent who wants to ensure her kid is beaten up every day at recess, there is the Dora fanny pack.
4) Sometimes, the jokes write themselves: The Fantasy Swirl Castle with Balls.
5) The Dora Knows Your Name Cell Phone. It gets its information from the CIA.
6) A 3-foot tall doll with an enormous head? Sure. That’s not creepy at all.
7) The Dora Bounce Buddy Talking Trampoline. When you care enough to induce a head injury.
Oral or rectal? The Dora digital thermometer goes both ways.
9) Dora’s Talking Cash Register says “Gracias for all of the dough! Have some more crap with my picture on it!”
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13 Comments
brettsinger commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amre: the thermometer, I thought you were kidding. It’s in the description. I must echo everyone else – WOW.
martinimade commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amLast I noticed, a couple of Dora dil….Aquapets were still on eBay. The Boots version is eye catching as well.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amBwah! Hahaha….I’m speechless….and now know what to give my best friend for her birthday.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 ami, too, have that hate on for character toys but my son, alas and alack, has fallen head-over-heels for dora. last weekend he followed a little girl w/ a brunette bob all over the playground murmuring “boopdor” (or ‘boots, dora’ in the vernacular). Sooo embarassing- wish i had the aquapet to help me relax! friggin’ hysterical.
martinimade commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amY’all – de nada on the laughing. We aim to please.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI laughed so hard I just wanted to thank everyone for the laugh. I needed it. I LOVED the “If you want to ensure your child gets beaten up and school every day” part… Oh man, I laughed so freaking hard I had tears rolling down my face. Thanks again!
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI can’t even begin to tell you how amazingly awesome that thing is. This brightened my whole day.
After searching the web, i finally found the company’s site. Their “about us” bio states:
“We make innovative products that appeal to both parents and kids. Our products spark the imagination and provide positive experiences. We treat both girls and boys with respect.”
I guess they take extra steps to “appeal” to parents.
Wow.
paulahess commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amwhy is all the dora stuff pink?! i thought she was supposed to be this intrepid, sort of tomboyish, appeal-to-all kinda character.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amOh. My. God. My daughter’s obsessed with Dora, and she has some pretty freaky and scary Dora toys — but that Aquapet is just too strange for words.
rikkicarey commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amoh wow! oh my!
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI have an unnatural hate-on for licensed products!
mnijtnc commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amThat 3-foot doll is my nightmare. And seriously: Why does Dora have such a huge, football-shaped head? All the other people characters have normal heads.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 am“And do any of the Aquapet’s owners wonder why it keeps ending up in Mommy’s nightstand?” Word.
That’s hilarious.
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