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Best of Famecrawler: David Beckham Happy To Bare Butt Cheeks For Gay Fans
Wow. Just, wow.
I’ve worried, in the past, about the consequences on the psyches of
Hollywood offspring from being exposed to hypersexualized parents. You
know, moms who don’t wear underpants, moms who inflate their boobs and wear see-through shirts,
that kind of thing. Which all seems pretty tame, now, when considered
against the sprawling butt cheeks of David Beckham, exposed for all the
world – above, on the cover of the magazine, Attitude – like the
firmest of melons, begging to be violated in the most fruit-mashing
ways. Butt-cheeks spread brazenly across bedsheets, with – do I even
need to point this out? – the tattooed name of his firstborn child
emblazoned above them, so that whomever it is that imagines the
violation of said butt will have something to read.
I think that it’s great that David likes being a gay icon.
I think that the world needs more gay icons. But in the pursuit of
iconic gay status, David might want to consider the possibility that
exploiting one’s child’s name as an iconic ass-garnish is maybe
stepping over a line or two.
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Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amPingback from University Update-David Beckham-Best of Famecrawler: David Beckham Happy To Bare Butt Cheeks For Gay Fans
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Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amI’ve always had a soft spot for DB (yeah, yeah…that one)but this goes too far for me too. Just the wrong side of tasteless. But then I’m a girl and it’s not meant for me.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amNot to mention…is that a crucified Jesus on his back?? But yeah, HOT.
Anonymous commented on Jan 01 70 at 12:00 amThe fact that he has a tramp stamp across his upper butt/lower back with his sons name on it creeps me out just a little. The picture is hot other then that though….
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