It’s been nine long months. Nine months of endless waiting around, of buying little outfits and wrestling the crib together and standing there holding your lady’s hair back while she hurls up her eclectic lunch once again.
But enough of all that, because it’s Go Time! There is a baby getting born here to you two tonight/tomorrow, and your life is about to become something better/crazier/and more insanely beautiful than you have ever dared to dream.
Still, there is this whole business of standing there, arms wide open, as you stare up at the stork in the sky.
There is still this whole business of getting your Prangel™ (Pregnant Angel; my creation!) to the hospital and seeing her through the most epic day of your lives.
Up in Maternity, it’s a whole different ballgame. And, lucky for you, Mr. Daddy Newguy, I got all the inside scoops you’re ever gonna need to get you where you need to go.
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