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5 Reasons Why I Won't Take My Kids to a Public Sporting Event

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I’m sure that we all agree that exposing our children to new environments and experiences is critical to their development. My kids, for example, love going to the zoo and seeing the animals there. But there is one type of excursion that I tend to keep them away from, that is a zoo unto itself: public sporting events.

I have taken them to a few baseball games as well as a college gymnastics event (that one wasn’t bad), but that is about the extent of their introduction to real-world public & professional sports. And I will probably keep it to just that. Of course, to go down the stereotyped path, I have 3 girls and other than animals, dance or performances, they don’t seem to have any interest in football, baseball, or basketball. And I don’t blame them, when looking at it from their perspective.

So, I have decided that I won’t take them to any of these professional sporting events, and here’s why.

Last night, I attended the first professional football game of my life (the San Francisco 49ers vs. the Pittsburgh Steelers & yes, I survived the 2 blackouts). I have attended many college football games (my dad and I were season ticket holders for Stanford football when I was a child). And, I have been to quite a few baseball games and a couple basketball games. But never professional football.

The list that I have below represents mainly my experience from baseball games.


  • Alcohol 1 of 5
    Alcohol
    There is simply way too much drinking at these games. And it tends to bring out the worst in people, especially when they get rowdy or drive home.
    Photo Credit: Microsoft Clip Art
  • Swearing 2 of 5
    Swearing
    Coupled with Alcohol, the "potty mouths" (to put it lightly) seem to all be present at these events. I don't want my kids learning new colorful words. They get enough of them at home!
    Photo Credit: Microsoft Clip Art
  • Peanuts 3 of 5
    Peanuts
    My youngest daughter has severe peanut allergies, so until baseball stadiums have "peanut-free" zones, it's really hard for her to attend.
    Photo Credit: Microsoft Clip Art
  • Expensive 4 of 5
    Expensive
    After you purchase the tickets and the parking, the food is essentially diamond-encrusted or something. Be prepared to take out a small loan should you want to take your kids to a game.
    Photo Credit: Microsoft Clip Art
  • Lack of Focus 5 of 5
    Lack of Focus
    My kids seem to have a very short attention span. If you want to stay for the whole game, you can pretty much forget about it. Your kids will lose focus on the game quickly.
    Photo Credit: Microsoft Clip Art

I’m sure that there are benefits to taking your kids (probably boys) to these types of public events, so be sure to leave a comment on what those benefits might be.

The peanut allergy one for me is pretty significant. I went to one baseball game with my daughter and while most of the parents and people around us were very supportive of not having peanuts, there was this one fat, [expletive] who sat behind us with a hat full of peanuts, stuffing his face, snorting and grunting as he brushed the shells off of his fat stomach in our direction. While his girlfriend/wife was really good about keeping the peanut shells away, the guy was quite a piece of work and pretty much stressed me, my daughter and the family we were with out so much that it ruined the experience for us.

I know that many of these events and venues have “family sections” especially for baseball, but that label is extremely loose, in my opinion. For now, we will just watch these types of events from afar, namely from the comfort of our own home.

Read more of Michael’s writing at HighTechDad.com.
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