It’s awful how some famous figures are torn apart in the news media. It can be really gruesome and the saddest, most shameful part about it is that the general populace seems to want it. Or at least there’s the “have to look” factor that keeps this industry going. But sometimes it seems like some celebrities are practically “asking for it,” like these dysfunctional prima donas of fame are actually jumping head first into the meat grinder of the press.
It kind of makes my skin crawl to think of my partner and myself as being part of the press, but we’re here to entertain. Satire, parody, the written equivalent of armpit farts, sure! If it makes our readers laugh. So, we answered the call. In our popular series of Baby vs. _____ Instructional Diagrams, we chose to compare Kanye West with a baby. Let’s have a look, shall we? We shall!