All parents want to do it. We restrain ourselves. We settle for kisses and nibbles. But the adorableness of babies can be like an all-you-can-eat buffet spread out before a fashion model who just retired and broke up with her boyfriend! We all want so bad to nom nom nom up our baby’s cuteness! How many times have you caught yourself with a cute little button nose or the teensy-weensy softness of an earlobe bewteen your lips?
However, we can’t chew and gnaw on our little ones, of course. Wait… Here it comes… Wait for it… BLAM!
NOW WE CAN!!!
Pure cuteness covered in rich, creamy chocolate. ChocoHead! Simply place a ChocoHead on your little one and go to town on it. Dig in! And when you’ve lapped up all the chocolate and find yourself licking your baby’s wispy hair, just grab another one and plunk it on!
Okay, as you’ve probably guessed, this is not a real product. It’s just a gag. At HowToBeADad.com we have a running series of bad baby product ideas that are both good for a laugh and shine a spotlight on some of the pure dumbness of the products floating around out there for kids and babies. We also hope it takes some of the steam off the whole psychotic buying frenzy that parenting can become.
So, without further ado, we present ChocoHead the Edible Chocolate Baby Helmet! (That’s my son Lucas on the box, too.)