You’re never quite ready for what life delivers.
Especially when said delivery makes Pongo and Perdita’s brood of 101 look pretty small.
David Wozniak, an affable Peter Pan-type, has his mundane existence turned upside down when he learns that he’s fathered 533 children through the most epic fertility clinic fail ever.
Delivery Man, based on writer-director Ken Scott’s 2011 French-Canadian film Starbuck, tells his outrageous story of self-discovery that also has 142 of his children filing a class action suit to try to determine the true identity of the biological father they know only as Starbuck – his clinical pseudonym.
Wozniak (played by Vince Vaughn) ultimately gets a crash course in parenthood, as all first-timers do, albeit at a much smaller scale, learning that there’s a lot more to being a dad than he first realized.
And, as a tribute to the dysfunctionally functional families everywhere, enjoy this countdown of Disney’s most unconventional dads from okayest to best:
Photo credits: Walt Disney Pictures, DreamWorks
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