Three wacky witches, two magic spells, one hilarious comedy — it’s all part of everyone’s favorite spooktacular cult classic: Hocus Pocus, part of ABC Family’s 13 Nights of Halloween.
It’s been 20 years (!) since the world first met the Sanderson sisters, and we’ll never forget how awesome it was to watch them run amok through Salem while trying to steal the souls of children so they could live forever.
I watch their hijinks in what is quite possibly the best Halloween movie EVER every single year, and now that my kids are old enough to watch it too, I can happily geek out when they ask if we have enough salt in the house, ignore them when they want to know what “yabos” are, and pull out old Madonna albums when they point out Mrs. Dennison is wearing a really pointy cone bustier. (I’ll always love you, Vogue.)
Every time we watch, I notice something I hadn’t before — glaring goofs, historical inconsistencies, and “facts” that may or may not be true. But hey, no one said it was a documentary. Besides, it gives me a good reason to nerd out about all kinds of random trivia I’ve picked up over the years..
You love a movie like Hocus Pocus because all its lumps and bumps make you want to grab the nearest vacuum and shout about its kitschy awesomeness to the world while soaring underneath a full moon.
Dost thou comprehend?
To that end, here are 20 things you didn’t know you wanted to know about the this mainstay of camp Disney culture:
20 Frighteningly Fun "Hocus Pocus" Facts 1 of 21
One Good Turn Deserves Another 2 of 21
Leonardo DiCaprio was reportedly offered the part of Max Dennison, but turned it down to star in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. I think we're all okay with how things turned out.
Get Well Swoon 3 of 21
Omri Katz was sick during his first audition and was initially rejected for the role of Max Dennison. Apparently he made a better impression at callbacks. Good thing, too, or who knows who we would have crushed on back in the day?
Lucky 7 4 of 21
The studio made seven "stone" statues of Winifred Sanderson. As one does.
A League Of Her Own 5 of 21
Rosie O'Donnell was originally offered the role of Mary Sanderson, but turned it down because she didn't want to play a "scary witch." There's a joke in there somewhere, methinks.
A Musical Fable 6 of 21
During the musical number "I Put A Spell On You," Bette Midler makes a reference to the movie Gypsy.
Deleted Scenes 7 of 21
In the original trailer, two scenes were shown that didn't end up in the final movie. YouTube has grainy, VHS-ey proof.
What A Character! 8 of 21
During a 2008 BBC interview, Bette Midler said that out of all her movie characters, Winifred Sanderson was her favorite. Because of course it was.
Movie Magic 9 of 21
Hocus Pocus was originally written as a Disney Channel Original Movie, but ended up being made into a motion picture. Because it's awesome.
Odds Bodkins! 10 of 21
Strangely, the movie was released in the summer of 1993 instead of in the fall, which obviously would have made more sense.
Blurred Lines 11 of 21
Max gives Alison his number in class, but when she returns it in the next scene outside the school, it's a different note. The number isn't even written on the same side of the paper.
Sunday School 12 of 21
Speaking of class, the movie takes place on Halloween 1993, which fell on a Sunday. School would not have been in session.
History Lesson 13 of 21
The Sanderson sisters were hanged on October 31, 1693. However, the Salem Witch Trials ended in May 1693.
Cat Got Your Tongue? 14 of 21
Sean Murray, the actor who played Thackery Binx, did not provide the voice for Binx the cat. Binx was voiced by another actor named Jason Marsden (no relation to James Marsden). Anyone else insanely distracted by the drop of sweat hanging precariously from the end of his flared nostril in this scene?
The Voice 15 of 21
Sarah Jessica Parker actually sang "Come Little Children" for the movie.
Bus Pass 16 of 21
Salem didn't have its own bus line in 1993, and commuters would have been using the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority Bus System.
Sunrise, Sunset 17 of 21
During one of Max's many failed attempts to thwart the Sanderson sisters early in the movie, he claims it's Daylight Savings Time, which is actually true. October 31 was the first day of Daylight Savings Time in 1993. However, in Hocus Pocus, the sun rises at 5:00 a.m., despite the fact that it wouldn't have been up for another hour.
Filling In The Gaps 18 of 21
Witches from 1693 would not have had fillings. Sorry, SJP.
A Grave Situation 19 of 21
At the end of the movie, when Dani is crying over Binx's weirdly deflated cat body, you can see that that he's lying on his sister Emily's grave. Sob! So poetic! And so depressing.
Fashion Police 20 of 21
The executioner who hanged the Sanderson sisters is wearing a leather ensemble with metal spikes, which would have been way too modern for late 17th century Salem. Yes, I watch a lot of Game of Thrones and The White Queen.
Come Fly With Me 21 of 21
When the Sanderson sisters are dropped off in front of "Satan's" house, their brooms are taken by three little girls dressed up just like them for Halloween. They fly away on the brooms by accident, and we don't see them again. This obviously leaves room for sequel potential, amirite? Giddyup, Hollywood.
Photo credits: Walt Disney Pictures, Paramount Pictures (still from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape)
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