Sometimes your love for Daft Punk’s hit single,”Get Lucky,” can not be expressed sufficiently through dance. Sometimes your love for Daft Punk must be expressed through a 5″ x 2″ plastic action figure to hug and hold tight.
Come December, Daft Punk action figures will be available for $44.99. But not in time for Christmas. How stupid is that! Sorry.
But there are plenty of iconic rock stars that have been turned into toys—some for better, and some for worse. Take a look at these collectibles to hoard for yourself or give to your kids! It can’t hurt your feet any worse to step on Daft Punk’s interchangeable hand parts than a Lego.
Rock Star Dolls 1 of 13
Kiss Bobble Heads 2 of 13
Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss seem so much less formidable as bobble heads. Lick it up, indeed.
Available from Amazon for $19
Iggy Pop Action Figure 3 of 13
The veins are so life-like in this horrifying Iggy Pop doll. I feel afraid.
Available from Amazon for $17
Singing Britney Spears Doll 4 of 13
The literal objectification of the symbolic objectification of school girls in uniforms and knee socks. That's Brit for you!
Available from Amazon for $199
Mick Jagger Action Figure 5 of 13
I'm a big Stones fan but, ew.
Available from Amazon for $145
Johnny Cash Action Figure 6 of 13
It's almost like Johnny Cash wrote these lyrics to Mick Jagger, the doll who preceded him in this slideshow:
"I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black."
Available from Amazon for $17
Ozzy Osbourne in Vinyl 7 of 13
Ozzy Osbourne is pretty cute in real life, but he's even cuter as this little vinyl doll. "I'll take 10 of them," says Sharon.
Available from Amazon for 9.75
Johnny Ramone Bobble Head 8 of 13
Maybe being immortalized as a bobble head is a little less punk rock than Johnny Ramone would have liked, but at least there's a choking hazard warning on it, which is hard core.
Available from Amazon for $5.99
John Lennon Action Figure 9 of 13
Imagine John Lennon as a figurine.
It's easy if you try.
7 inches of plastic doll.
Behind him, only wall.
Available from Amazon for $33
Janis Joplin Action Figure 10 of 13
It looks like tiny, plastic, pretend-Janis Joplin lives with Skeletor. Who knew?
Available from Amazon for $43
Joey Fatone Marionette 11 of 13
You thought this was just a weird dream you had. But, really. It's a Joey Fatone marionette. FREALS.
Available from Amazon for $25
Cyndi Lauper Doll 12 of 13
WANT. This is fantastic and I want it for myself, my daughters, all of my nieces, and every girl I know who just wants to have fun.
Available from Amazon for $40
Daft Punk Figurine 13 of 13
If there's anything radder than this incredibly detailed Daft Punk action figure, I don't want to know about it. I'm already out 2-hundy for a Britney Spears doll!
Available for pre-order from Amazon for $44.99