As I sat down to judge the glamorous fashions worn by the stars attending the Emmy™ Awards, I realized that my opinions may have been biased. By knowing which celebrities were my favorites, I was already likely to favor one’s dress over another. However, my 8-year-old daughter didn’t know who anyone strutting on the red carpet was, and she was more than happy to provide some fashion commentary. I took this opportunity to collect her honest, unbiased, and very original opinions of the gowns and fashion statements made at the 2014 Emmy™ Awards.
"WOAH! She looks like an overly pink flamingo. Wait I have a story to go with this one. So she was on her way to work in a suit and she was late for work. She has to go around a zoo to get to work, but she was late and they were doing street cleaning but she really had to get to work so she took a shortcut through the zoo. She went through the flamingo habitat and she got a bunch of flamingo feathers all over her, then she ran through the cafeteria and there was a bunch of spilled cranberry juice on the floor and the bottom of her dress got all red. But she finally got to work and her work was the Emmys™."