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The Best and Worst Red Carpet Looks at the Golden Globes — According to a 7-Year-Old

My 7-year-old daughter does not know who any of the Golden Globe nominees, winners, or red carpet stars are. The only winning film that she was familiar with was Frozen, and she was SO excited when I told her that they won. American Hustle, 12 Years a Slave, and Her — those films and their stars mean nothing to her. But you know what DOES mean something to her? Fashion. She loves, loves, loves fashion, especially when it involves dresses, gowns, and over-the-top fashion statements.

On Sunday evening my daughter and I planted ourselves in front of the TV with an array of snacks and critiqued the array of outfits that the stars wore on the Golden Globe red carpet — from Jennifer Lawrence’s white Dior frock to Julia Roberts’ shirt-under-dress look to Cate Blanchett’s black lace number.

Check out what my little 7-year-old fashionista in training had to say about the choices the stars made at the Golden Globes right here:

  • A 7-Year-Old Rates the Red Carpet Looks 1 of 25
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    What looks were hits and misses, according to a 7-year-old fashionista?

  • Hit: Amy Adams 2 of 25
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    "She looks really pretty. Like a flower, a really pretty red flower. And she matches the carpet. I wonder if she planned that? And you know, the color red is super popular with famous people."

  • Miss: Aubrey Plaza 3 of 25
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    "This looks like she made it herself. It's like purple origami."

  • Hit: Cate Blanchett 4 of 25
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    "Her dress is really pretty but it's too clear-ish. And it looks like a fancy tablecloth that was dyed black. But I do really super like it."

     

  • Miss: Drew Barrymore 5 of 25
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    "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, it's too big and loud! Like 'look at me I have flowers all over me!'"

  • Hit: Emma Roberts 6 of 25
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    "What? That's the girl who played Nancy Drew? Wow. She's not a kid anymore. But that's what happens when you grow up, you look like an adult. And she really looks like an adult in this dress."

  • Miss: Emma Thompson 7 of 25
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    "It's really weird. The top and the bottom part of the dress are too different and the top looks like it's made out of metal, like it's a suit of armor."

  • Miss: Hayden Panettiere 8 of 25
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    "There are too many shapes in this dress, like it looks like something I would make out of black and white blocks."

  • Miss: Jennifer Lawrence 9 of 25
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    "This looks like a sheet that she was strapped in to, like they put black ribbon to make it look fancy."

  • Miss: Julia Roberts 10 of 25
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    "Why is she wearing a shirt under the dress. If she took the shirt off from underneath, it would be so much better."

  • Miss: Kaley Cuoco 11 of 25
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    "It's like a pretty flower dress but like she rolled around in some dirt."

  • Hit: Lena Dunham 12 of 25
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    "This dress fits her weird and it's too bright. It hurts my eyes. It's like an electric banana."

  • Hit: Lupita Nyong 13 of 25
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    "It's nice but she looks like a tube of lipstick."

     

  • Hit: Michelle Dockery 14 of 25
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    "I like this one! She looks like Snow White."

  • Hit: Mila Kunis 15 of 25
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    "Her dress looks like a storm cloud that is upside down."

  • Hit: Olivia Wilde 16 of 25
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    "She looks like a piece of an evergreen forest — a very, very, very sparkly forest. Oh I think she might be pregnant."

  • Miss: Paula Patton 17 of 25
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    "It's WAY too poofy. It's like one side of the dress exploded."

  • Miss: Sofia Vergara 18 of 25
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    "It's way too black. Like blacker than black. I've seen her before and she wears colors. She should wear more colors."

  • Miss: Tina Fey 19 of 25
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    "It's too much. And I have to look really hard to see what the things are on her dress. But I think they are flowers. But the dress is just too big."

  • Miss: Taylor Schilling 20 of 25
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    "She looks like a vegetable."

  • Miss: Uma Thurman 21 of 25
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    "This is really bird-like; she looks like a raven."

  • Miss: Zoe Saldana 22 of 25
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    "It looks like a mish-mash. Like it should be a quilt not a dress."

  • Hit: Sarah Hyland 23 of 25
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    "I love this! She looks like a princess from France or someplace fancy like that."

  • Miss: Elisabeth Moss 24 of 25
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    "She looks like a red and black fish — like she has scales all over her."

  • Miss: Kerry Washington 25 of 25
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    "It's kinda weird and too plain. It looks like a empty petticoat. And the color isn't a color at all."

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