25 Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes for Kids
Instead of dressing their kids up as cute bats and mummies, this family decided to go in the direction of hardcore drug cooks. Although this may cross the line, Breaking Bad’s Walter and Jesse don’t have anything on some of the outrageously inappropriate ideas some parents have come up with. Without further ado, let’s kick off these 25 Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes for Kids with the bright-eyed, giggling suicide bomber…
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Suicide Bomber
I think it's his expression that creeps me out the most.
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Trojan Man
I guess this is one way to educate your kids.
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Baby Stripper
"Now, put your leg up like this and grab onto the pole."
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Pack of Cigarettes
Some may call this couple costume, "The Essentials."
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Lil Wayne & Niki Minaj
What wholesome role models.
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The Situation
Since putting a baby in a tanning bed is illegal, this will just have to do.
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Mermaid
Thank goodness she has her "Mermaid Assistant" to hold her big…tail.
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Chuckie
This is just too real.
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Roadkill
Nothing beats a heaping helping of roadkill.
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Hooters Girl
Better start showing them off early.
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Heisenberg
What can I say? He is the best cook around.
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Minecraft
Just about as bad as placing a plastic bag over Baby's head.
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Innocent Chicken Taken Over by Alien
Not such an adorable chick anymore.
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Beer Pong Table
Make a costume that is also useful.
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Baby Hitler
No comment.
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Potty Boy (or Girl)
He or she would never be able to live this down. So cruel.
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Big Pimpin'
An entrepreneur in training.
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Dead Dora
Swiper got his revenge.
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Marijuana Leaf
Bring on the candy.
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Bag Lady Baby
Here's a great way to teach her to stay in school.
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Toilet Paper Rolls
Oh, here's the plastic bag she is supposed to put over her head.
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Walt and Jesse
Work as a team and you can go far.
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Homeless Baby
Teach him to reach for the stars.
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Alex
Now, here is someone to look up to.
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Hannibal Lecter
Sweet silence all Halloween.
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In the beginning of this post, I saw that the writer has blamed the parents for picking all of these costumes. I understand you blaming the parents for the young kids but the others are prob the ones who decided what they wanted to be and the parent laughed their way through it and just said go for it! The Chucky kid scared me, the roadkill made me giggle. The Hitler kid make me shake my head and wonder if his parents were Nazi’s. The stripper baby was a bit much. The drug kids aren’t that bad. I’m not a fan of the pack of smokes but the pot leaf made me laugh! Niki and Lil Wayne are cute and tiny, I have NO IDEA who the kid with the milk is suppose to be… Alex? Who is Alex? Dead Dora made me frown cuz I really like her and so do my daughters, Hannibal was a bit odd but the kid didn’t seem to mind. Really people!! CHILL!!!!! It’s Halloween, not Career Day!
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