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25 Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes for Kids

Instead of dressing their kids up as cute bats and mummies, this family decided to go in the direction of hardcore drug cooks. Although this may cross the line, Breaking Bad’s Walter and Jesse don’t have anything on some of the outrageously inappropriate ideas some parents have come up with. Without further ado, let’s kick off these 25 Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes for Kids with the bright-eyed, giggling suicide bomber…

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  • Suicide Bomber 1 of 25
    Suicide Bomber
    I think it's his expression that creeps me out the most.
    Spotted at Keeran.
  • Trojan Man 2 of 25
    Trojan Man
    I guess this is one way to educate your kids.
    Find out more at i am bored.
  • Baby Stripper 3 of 25
    Baby Stripper
    "Now, put your leg up like this and grab onto the pole."
    Spotted at Vidfu.
  • Pack of Cigarettes 4 of 25
    Pack of Cigarettes
    Some may call this couple costume, "The Essentials."
    Find out more at Happy Place.
  • Lil Wayne & Niki Minaj 5 of 25
    Lil Wayne & Niki Minaj
    What wholesome role models.
    Spotted at MTV.
  • The Situation 6 of 25
    The Situation
    Since putting a baby in a tanning bed is illegal, this will just have to do.
    Spotted at Jersey Shore Baby.
  • Mermaid 7 of 25
    Mermaid
    Thank goodness she has her "Mermaid Assistant" to hold her big…tail.
    Check it out at Parent Fail.
  • Chuckie 8 of 25
    Chuckie
    This is just too real.
    Spotted at Gawker Assets.
  • Roadkill 9 of 25
    Roadkill
    Nothing beats a heaping helping of roadkill.
    Find out more at Coolest Homemade Costumes.
  • Hooters Girl 10 of 25
    Hooters Girl
    Better start showing them off early.
    Check it out at Blippitt.
  • Heisenberg 11 of 25
    Heisenberg
    What can I say? He is the best cook around.
    Spotted at MTV.
  • Minecraft 12 of 25
    Minecraft
    Just about as bad as placing a plastic bag over Baby's head.
    Spotted at Twisted Sifter.
  • Innocent Chicken Taken Over by Alien 13 of 25
    Innocent Chicken Taken Over by Alien
    Not such an adorable chick anymore.
    Spotted at Smosh.
  • Beer Pong Table 14 of 25
    Beer Pong Table
    Make a costume that is also useful.
    Spotted at End Online.
  • Baby Hitler 15 of 25
    Baby Hitler
    No comment.
    Spotted at Oddee.
  • Potty Boy (or Girl) 16 of 25
    Potty Boy (or Girl)
    He or she would never be able to live this down. So cruel.
    Spotted at Everything Weird.
  • Big Pimpin’ 17 of 25
    Big Pimpin'
    An entrepreneur in training.
    Spotted at Twofer Mom.
  • Dead Dora 18 of 25
    Dead Dora
    Swiper got his revenge.
    Find out more at Coolest Homemade Costumes.
  • Marijuana Leaf 19 of 25
    Marijuana Leaf
    Bring on the candy.
    Spotted at Questionable Parenting.
  • Bag Lady Baby 20 of 25
    Bag Lady Baby
    Here's a great way to teach her to stay in school.
    Spotted at Costumzee.
  • Toilet Paper Rolls 21 of 25
    Toilet Paper Rolls
    Oh, here's the plastic bag she is supposed to put over her head.
    Spotted at Neatorama.
  • Walt and Jesse 22 of 25
    Walt and Jesse
    Work as a team and you can go far.
    Spotted at io9.
  • Homeless Baby 23 of 25
    Homeless Baby
    Teach him to reach for the stars.
    Spotted at Coolest Homemade Costumes.
  • Alex 24 of 25
    Alex
    Now, here is someone to look up to.
    Spotted at Dolly Rocker Girl.
  • Hannibal Lecter 25 of 25
    Hannibal Lecter
    Sweet silence all Halloween.
    Spotted at Gawker Assets.

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Jaime Morrison Curtis is author of the bestselling book Prudent Advice: Lessons for My Baby Daughter (A Life List for Every Woman), and follow up fill-in journal My Prudent Advice, and founding co-editor at Prudent Baby, the premier DIY destination for crafty moms seeking ways to make their lives even more stylish and beautiful.

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