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Hilarious Things We Say To Kids, Displayed

We’ve all heard ourselves say them.

The ridiculous sentences that you never thought you’d hear  — especially coming from your own mouth — yet here you are, half dressed, scrambling around the house saying things like, “Pick up your cowboys. And no the prince cannot swim in the toilet.”

Well Nathan Ripperger, too, has heard himself sounding like a lunatic. So he turned them into posters:


  • Arm Licking, $15 1 of 10
    Arm Licking, $15
    "That's what weird kids do." Ha!
  • Wet Sword, $15 – $32 2 of 10
    Wet Sword, $15 - $32
    Believe it or not, I've said a similar sentence.
  • Stop Riding That Penguin, $15 – $32 3 of 10
    Stop Riding That Penguin, $15 - $32
    Insert any animal, and I'm sure you've said something similar.
  • Honey, $15 – $32 4 of 10
    Honey, $15 - $32
    To which the answer is "Yes."
  • No Underwear, $15 – $32 5 of 10
    No Underwear, $15 - $32
    A good rule, I think.
  • Snorkel, $15 – $32 6 of 10
    Snorkel, $15 - $32
    Naturally.
  • Church Fort, $15 – $32 7 of 10
    Church Fort, $15 - $32
    Ha!
  • Pull Toy, $15 – $32 8 of 10
    Pull Toy, $15 - $32
    But isn't he, Dad?
  • Little Monsters, $15 9 of 10
    Little Monsters, $15
    Cute for the bathroom!
  • Little Monsters Wash Their Hands, $15 10 of 10
    Little Monsters Wash Their Hands, $15
    As is this one.

Shop all of these posters on Etsy.

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