This was a triumph. Finding out that Portal Cake Mix is not a lie, that is. I’m making a note here: huge success. And if you got those nerdy references, you’re likely pretty excited to find out that this Portal Cake mix actually exists! It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction. Unfortunately, it exists in the UK, not here. It’s too bad, because I bet that cake is great. So delicious and moist.
(Pretty sure this is the best post I’ve ever written, you guys. I’m being so sincere right now! High five, nerds.)