Remember when you were a kid and you thought being an adult would be the coolest thing ever? No school! So much money! Nobody telling you what to do! Then you become an adult and you’re all, WAIT A HOT SECOND. The bills come in and the responsibility piles on and suddenly you realize that childhood is the carefree time in your life.
Oh, if you had only known then what you know now.
I remember daydreaming in class about what I would do when I didn’t have homework. My daydreams usually involved watching television and eating brownies straight from the pan, but today’s reality is wiping snot off noses and making spaghetti and wiping down the kitchen for the third time that day. I’m thankful for my life (it’s far better than the alternative and I’m surrounded by awesome people), but I find myself occasionally missing the Saturdays where we’d play Mario Brothers after the chores were done. I miss going to bed when it was still light outside and I miss my mom cooking dinner every night.
Mostly I just miss not having to cook.
Here are all the lame adult things that do not live up to the hype:
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