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10 Signs Mama Needs a Girl’s Night Out

By Lori Garcia |

Me and my besties, like forever ago

This weekend - this glorious weekend – I’m headed to a resort with my girlfriends for one amazing night of female fun.

I’m pretty sure I haven’t spent a girl’s night away since the last time I attended a bachelorette party. Once you hit your mid-30′s and all your friends get married, the opportunities to engage in innocent girly nonsense get woefully slim.

As far as I can tell, there are two kinds of girl’s nights:

1. The chill kind – Characterized by flannel pajamas, Uggs, near constant room service, boxed wine, and Ryan Gosling DVD’s.

2. The “Woo-hoo! Mama just got a tramp stamp!” kind – Characterized by wigs, flashing jewelry, body shots, fresh ink, momentary lapses in judgment, and a drunk dial to your husband.

Because I lost my left boob chicken cutlet, my upcoming weekend of girl power debauchery is of the chill variety. I don’t care if we do nothing more than nap for eight hours, pay $74.95 in hotel movies, and engage in unadulterated carb abuse; being with my besties is good enough for me.

One night. Four 35+ year old laydees. Boxed wine. Let the sweet estrogen roll.

I’m needing this girl’s night something fierce. As much as I love playing wife and mom, every now and again it’s simply delicious to swear like a sailor, talk about periods, and cry over something.

If you’re exhibiting any of the following telltale signs, I suggest you email this post to your bestie and get planning stat. It’s time Mama.

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stupid-hilarious since the Clinton administration. Ideas include: Kelly Clarkson karaoke, pretend wedding dress shopping, breaking out into spontaneous song, going braless, and wearing neon leg warmers.

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Tell me Mama, what do you like to do on a girl’s night?

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Lori Garcia is a writer and mother of two living and loving in Southern California. When she's not fussing with her bangs, you can find her shaking her groove thing on her personal blog, Mommyfriend where she almost never combines true tales of motherhood and mayhem with her degree in child development. Read bio and latest posts → Read Lori's latest posts →

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2 thoughts on “10 Signs Mama Needs a Girl’s Night Out

  1. Becky says:

    First time I did a girl’s night since my kids were born, I wound up being accused of lesbian loving with my bestie by my husband. It was nasty! I think the thought of little Miss Me finally leaving the house for a night just made the husbandry mind wander.

    1. mommyfriend says:

      Oh Becky! To that end, you’ll have to check out “5 Hilariously Sexy Things Men Think Women Do on Girl’s Night” http://blogs.babble.com/kid-scoop/2012/03/15/5-sexy-hilarious-things-men-think-women-do-on-girls-night/

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