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10 Signs You're Probably a Mombie

By Lori Garcia |

Mom + Zombie = Mombie

And I am one. While I might not be a mom who feeds off the flesh of her young (eww, they’re just so dirty!), I do go through motherhood feeling kinda dead a lot of the time. Sure, there are things that wake the semi-dead (coffee, raw cookie dough, hair metal karaoke), but once this mom retreats back to the confines of her household; she’s right back into mombie territory.

I did my zombie due diligence thanks to Helium and I’m more certain than ever of the growing mombie population. As it turns out, moms and zombies? Not so different after all.

How do you know if you’re a mombie? Check out the symptoms below:

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How moms are like zombies

You're no longer intelligible

Your kids don't listen because you've lost the ability to string words together into cohesive thoughts.

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BTW: There is no cure so let’s band together and have some fun; bwahahaha!

What are some other deadly funny characteristics of mombies?

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Lori Garcia

Lori Garcia is a writer and mother of two living and loving in Southern California. When she's not fussing with her bangs, you can find her shaking her groove thing on her personal blog, Mommyfriend where she almost never combines true tales of motherhood and mayhem with her degree in child development. Read bio and latest posts → Read Lori's latest posts →

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8 thoughts on “10 Signs You're Probably a Mombie

  1. Melinda Espada says:

    i can relate to all the above mention shh dont tell my kids…

  2. crystal says:

    Completely agree 100% !!!!

  3. louise says:

    Hi! I wrote about this last October. I even drew a picture of a “mombie”.



  4. Athena says:

    Definitely there now, and currently 9 months pregnant so the end is now where in sight for me. Its all so worth it at the end of the day when you can put your feet up breathe deeply, and reflect on all the achievement of the day, and hope that you have heard the last cry and call for “MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!” of the day.

  5. Lisa S. says:

    In other news, as a photographer, I thank you for buying these stock photos instead of lifting them for free off Flickr. (Yes, we notice these things.)

  6. Laurie Hazelwood says:

    By the time you get to the top of the flight of stairs you forget why you were going upstairs anyway…. so you think for a minute then just go pee since you are there.

  7. MamafromtheTable says:

    OMG Totally am a mombie lol! I also growl at the phone at work & I haven’t slept through the night in 14 years…

  8. Mamaofalmost4 says:

    Omg! I can relate to everything! I’m 8months preggers w baby 4 and my eldest is still 4. Yep. Totally feeling like a MOMBIE!!! Thanks for the article! So happy to know I’m not the oy one!!

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