And I am one. While I might not be a mom who feeds off the flesh of her young (eww, they’re just so dirty!), I do go through motherhood feeling kinda dead a lot of the time. Sure, there are things that wake the semi-dead (coffee, raw cookie dough, hair metal karaoke), but once this mom retreats back to the confines of her household; she’s right back into mombie territory.
I did my zombie due diligence thanks to Helium and I’m more certain than ever of the growing mombie population. As it turns out, moms and zombies? Not so different after all.
How do you know if you’re a mombie? Check out the symptoms below:
BTW: There is no cure so let’s band together and have some fun; bwahahaha!
What are some other deadly funny characteristics of mombies?
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