Sit down, this is going to shock you. Kiefer Sutherland is a grandfather.
Jack Bauer is a granddaddy (and he has been since 2005).
Kiefer was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno recently talking about how he reached out to his Twitter followers to get some jokes to entertain his grandkids with.
The best one he could share was:
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
My son, Zacharie, is just starting to get the hang of joke telling. His usually start with “Knock Knock Daddy!” I give the “Who’s There?” and then he just starts rambling about Diego, lizards, dinosaurs and ends with a crazy giggle like he just knocked them dead at The Laugh Factory.
He knows jokes are supposed to be funny, he just doesn’t know any. I admit I have done my fatherly duty and asked him to “pull my finger,” but the scowls from my wife have stopped me. So I’m trying to teach him a few that not only will he be able to tell, but he might be able to get as well.
On this April Fool’s Day you can go with Kiefer’s or any of these 11 other easy jokes that kids can learn:
Got some easy jokes your kids like to share? Add them in the comments!