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15 of the Ugliest Kid Tattoos Ever

By Lori Garcia |

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Just because I don’t have any tattoos doesn’t mean I don’t know fugly ink when I see it.

I appreciate the sentiment of body art and the freedom of expression it allows - honest. I also understand why parents pay homage to their offspring by way of tattoos. If (or when) I ever decide to get inked, I’ll most definitely choose a tattoo to honor my sons.

But as gorgeous as I believe my kids to be, I’d shy away from tattoo portraiture for fear they’d end up looking like demon spawn, or worse yet, Garbage Pail Kids.

When I discovered Fail Blog’s Ugliest Tattoos, I was compelled to spend no less than two hours cringing at the inky regret intended to honor the fruit of tattooed loins.

Check out 15 of the ugliest kid tattoos ever after the jump!

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Bad Portrait Tattoos of Children


Allow me to formally introduce you to the love child of Skeletor and She-Ra.
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Which tattoo is your “favorite”?

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About Lori Garcia


Lori Garcia

Lori Garcia is a writer and mother of two living and loving in Southern California. When she's not fussing with her bangs, you can find her shaking her groove thing on her personal blog, Mommyfriend where she almost never combines true tales of motherhood and mayhem with her degree in child development. Read bio and latest posts → Read Lori's latest posts →

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2 thoughts on “15 of the Ugliest Kid Tattoos Ever

  1. marinka says:

    I. am. dying. Hysterical!

  2. Stella says:

    1. What were these parents thinking?
    2. What were the tattoo artists thinking?
    3. Should you sue the tattoo artist for even doing this work or the parent for child cruelty?

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