OK, so maybe you and your partner have engaged in coital hotness every night for the last 8 years and you have 7 kids that haven’t slowed down your collective libidos. Well, this post isn’t for you sex kittens. And might I add, wowza.
For the rest of you mamas who dream of steamy sexy sleep every chance you get; I’m on your tired team.
And yes Dr. Ruth, moms know sex is important to maintaining intimacy in a relationship blah, blah, blah. Moving right along…
If women have needs then I gots needs of a different variety. I’ve got needs that involve quiet, wine, reality TV, laughter, gossip magazines, and pretty things. Am I really so different that the rest of the moms out there? The answer is no; I know because I asked.
It’s not that moms don’t enjoy sex because that’s not it at all. We love us some chocolate cake too, but we’re not about to bake ourselves one at the end of a long day. You dig?
I polled the female masses (that’s what he said) and collected the most popular excuses moms use to get out of sex.
Have you ever used any of these excuses to get out of sexy time?
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