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5 Hilariously Sexy Things Men Think Women Do on Girl’s Night

This has never actually happened.

When my husband asked which nightie I’d be bringing for the inevitable sexy pillow fight on my girl’s night, he had to expect that I’d blog about it. Dude, this isn’t some Katy Perry video.

Obviously my husband was kidding (I hope), but that didn’t stop me from asking the men of Twitter for their thoughts on what actually transpires when ladies get together for the night.

Excuse me while I shatter every man’s teenage dream.


  • Perception: We prance around in sexy nighties… 1 of 10
    Perception: We prance around in sexy nighties...
    when we're not prancing around nude, of course.

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Reality: It’s a fully clothed flannel fest 2 of 10
    Reality: It's a fully clothed flannel fest
    A tank top with a built-in bra is about as sexy as it gets. Let there be silly socks!

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Perception: We have sexy pillow fights 3 of 10
    Perception: We have sexy pillow fights
    Ah yes, raining feathers on our tanned, toned bodies as we giggle and apply obscene amounts of cherry lip gloss.

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Reality: We talk 4 of 10
    Reality: We talk
    We talk. We laugh. We cry. It's not really a girl's night until somebody cries and we engage in a platonic group hug.

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Perception: We party 5 of 10
    Perception: We party
    OK, sometimes we do party but more often than not...

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Reality: …we watch sappy romantic movies 6 of 10
    Reality: ...we watch sappy romantic movies
    That is, sappy romantic movies with really hot guys that we've each watched a million times. We quote every line, act out the good parts, and still cry in the end.

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Perception: We play strip poker 7 of 10
    Perception: We play strip poker
    I was surprised to learn men think we do this. We don't play strip poker for two very simple reasons: 1) We don't care about seeing our friends naked. Like not even a little bit. 2) We don't care about poker.

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Reality: We check Facebook profiles 8 of 10
    Reality: We check Facebook profiles
    We spy on the Facebook profiles of the boys we liked and girls we hated in high school. Warning: Set those privacy settings.

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Perception: We tell secrets about our men 9 of 10
    Perception: We tell secrets about our men
    Worried much?

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]
  • Reality: We tell secrets about our men 10 of 10
    Reality: We tell secrets about our men
    You should be worried.

    [Image credit: Shutterstock]

Have you done even one of these perceived sexy things on a girl’s night?

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