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5 Hilariously Sexy Things Men Think Women Do on Girl’s Night

By Lori Garcia |

This has never actually happened.

When my husband asked which nightie I’d be bringing for the inevitable sexy pillow fight on my girl’s night, he had to expect that I’d blog about it. Dude, this isn’t some Katy Perry video.

Obviously my husband was kidding (I hope), but that didn’t stop me from asking the men of Twitter for their thoughts on what actually transpires when ladies get together for the night.

Excuse me while I shatter every man’s teenage dream.

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The Sexy Things Men Think Women Do on Girl's Night

Perception: We prance around in sexy nighties...

when we're not prancing around nude, of course.

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Have you done even one of these perceived sexy things on a girl’s night?

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Lori Garcia is a writer and mother of two living and loving in Southern California. When she's not fussing with her bangs, you can find her shaking her groove thing on her personal blog, Mommyfriend where she almost never combines true tales of motherhood and mayhem with her degree in child development. Read bio and latest posts → Read Lori's latest posts →

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10 thoughts on “5 Hilariously Sexy Things Men Think Women Do on Girl’s Night

  1. AG says:

    What, you don’t have pillow fights in the nude with your girlfriends? Come on, I thought we were going to be honest here! :-) Oh men and their imaginations!

  2. Lindsey says:

    This is so true. I don’t want to see my friends nude, they’re women!
    Now one thing they won’t be disappointed in? We will have naked pillow fights and dress in sexy lingerie when we’re with HIM. ;)
    SO STOP COMPLAINING!

  3. Charles Short says:

    Apparently, I’m gonna shatter all the feminine fantasies of the masculine fantasies: We don’t think you do any of the things you said we think. We think that you largely do the things you note above, with one thing that you forgot (either by omission or commission) to mention: during your discussions, either with or without the movies, Men are always, always, always judged in a negative context, period. The sole exception is the one guy that can be used as a favorable comparison to the guys all the other women are dating. Why do we think that? You tell us when you return from the girls night out about what a**holes we and others of our gender are. I recommend that women stop thinking they know what we think. You don’t, and it’s just as insulting as our thinking we know that you think. While we are, indeed, relatively simple creatures, as women constantly remind men, you can’t read our minds any more than we can read yours.

  4. letvs says:

    Charles…maybe that’s what happens on single girl’s night: for my group of married gals with kids, we RARELY talk about men. We want a break from our everyday lives and take trips (nice museums..cultural and a sex museum I recall once), lessons (pole-dancing, photography, etc…everyone gets to choose and we must follow!), and have an impromptu book club on spanish literature. We are way beyond talking negative about our men: in our late 30s, we’ve been through a lot and know that everyone’s human, including us,…and that we’re lucky enough to live in a place and time where we CAN take a break and have a wonderful night (or day) out!!!

  5. Samira says:

    On my nights out which is rare as rare can be and usually involves an almost 2 year old little girl I only rarely if the man has pissed me off in some way rant about him then say how much he really is a nice guy and has just pissed me off and I need to vent to someone who isn’t gonna judge me and tell me I’m just being a b**ch but I agree with LETVS we don’t talk negative about all men or even most men unless they happened to piss us off that day and we need a vent and usually it ends in a laugh and an oh its not really that bad and things go back to the scheduled activity of movie watching museum going or random walk in the park with the little ones

  6. DerbyMistress says:

    Wow. No. Ok, when we have a ladies night…we usually have dudes with us…our guy friends who we dress up in ladies outfits to post on Facebook…we don’t watch movies..we drink Whiskey and Vodka and talk about where our scares came from. We talk about how retarded female stereotypes are and how we don’t care what a man looks like if he can make us happy. We get piercings and tattoos….we listen to music and eat lots of fatty food that we work off later. And sometimes..we’ll have a lanparty!!! And who the eff cries???

  7. Haygirl says:

    45 and single and my girls night outs are usually spent talking about US and the random miscellaneous things we don’t get to talk about with anyone during the week. Drinking wine, being silly, eating yummy food and generally unwinding, whether we be in or out, is about it. So I guess I’m shattering your fantasies, Charles, of the the feminine fantasies of the masculine fantasies. Men are not always, always judged in the a negative context. Typically, your judged in the context in which you behave, and even then, women are quite forgiving. And there is no need to bash. If your behavior is bad enough, no one has to bash you to make you look bad. And if you’re having a bad day, we vent, call you an idiot and then go have a glass of wine and move on to another subject. None of us are perfect, so why linger on the imperfections of another when you’re probably only annoyed because they remind you of yourself?

  8. SteM says:

    Dear men, womens’ lives do not revolve around you… Get over it and move on! LOL

  9. Claire says:

    Who doesn’t care about poker? Maybe all of your friends are just bad at it.

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