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7 Terrible Valentine's Day Gifts Ideas & When They're Perfect To Give

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and as we gear up for getting the perfect cute gifts for our kids — we can’t forget ourselves too. Moms deserve to be pampered during this love-holiday as well, and husbands I am here to help.

I know that ladies are hard to shop for and there are many partners who just can’t seem to get it right when it comes to picking up the gift for the mom of their kids. Here’s a tip: we like gifts with a message behind them. We like it to be personal and thought out and for us.

What we don’t like are gifts with a hidden meaning behind them — even if we make that meaning up all in our heads. If you are trying to send a certain message to the ladies in your life — perhaps that they need to tone up or that you are tired of being around them — I have some perfect gift ideas for you!

Click through for 7 gift ideas that send a clear message to the lady in your life:

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  • Want to Show How Little You Understand Women? 1 of 7
    Want to Show How Little You Understand Women?
    Then why not get her this Vampire adorned reusable menstrual pad. I can't think of one woman who would actually like this... ever!
    Purchase Yours On: Etsy
  • Want to Remind Her of Your Screw Up? 2 of 7
    Want to Remind Her of Your Screw Up?
    Then pillow cases really are the answer! Remind her every night and morning that she is still angry with you.
    Purchase Yours On: Amazon
  • Want Her to Know It Was a Last Minute Thought? 3 of 7
    Want Her to Know It Was a Last Minute Thought?
    Because really, what grown woman wants a love puzzle? She will know that you picked this up from the gas station on your way home.
    Purchase Yours On: Personal Creations
  • Want to Let Her Know You’re Cheap? 4 of 7
    Want to Let Her Know You're Cheap?
    Write her clouds in the sky -- with photoshop. Seriously, if you can't afford to do this, don't even try.
    Purchase Yours On: Personal Creations
  • Never Want to Have Sex Again? 5 of 7
    Never Want to Have Sex Again?
    Then outright tell her she's bad at it. This book will leave nothing unsaid and immediately leave you without any.
    Purchase Yours On: Amazon
  • Want to Try a Trial Separation? 6 of 7
    Want to Try a Trial Separation?
    Then buy her a vacuum. Seriously we do not like getting cleaning supplies, kitchen appliances or bedroom accessories for a lovey-holiday.
    Purchase Yours On: Amazon
  • Want to Ensure You Sleep on the Couch? 7 of 7
    Want to Ensure You Sleep on the Couch?
    Tell her she needs to lose weight or tone up. I know some women would love this but men, if she didn't specifically ask -- do not assume!
    Purchase Yours On: Amazon

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