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Beyonce Had a Baby: Big Deal, I Had Two

Indeed it’s glorious news whenever a baby is born. It’s totally special and the angels sing (I imagine).

I wasn’t blown away when Beyonce announced her pregnancy. I met the news with utter indifference, despite the fact that I’m a fan. Heck, I’m an even bigger fan of Jay-Z and I still didn’t much care. In fact, I’m an even bigger-huger fan of the baby’s obnoxious-gotta-love-him egomaniac godfather Kanye West and still, Beyonce’s pregnancy announcement was a total “eh” moment for me.

See here’s the thing, women have babies every day. Now I know hip hop divas and moguls don’t produce genetically blessed musical genius babies every day, so when it happens it’s kinda big news. But as for me, I remain unimpressed. I had two babies and no one threw a parade.

I hope I’m not coming off as bitter here because I’m seriously not. I’m happy-ish for my pals Beyonce and Jay-Z, perhaps even as happy as I feel when Twinkies are buy one get one free (which hardly ever happens).

And so, I offer this, the most sincere message I seem to be able to muster to the happy new parents:

Congratulations on your new baby.

Now what’s for dinner?

Let’s turn the comment section of this post into a guest book for the happy new parents! Have any messages for Beyonce and Jay-Z?

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