Hilarious Guide to Trading Halloween Candy


Are you familiar with the Parent Tax?

Do you know the market value of pixie sticks?

Would you get scammed in a straight pound for pound trade of Halloween candy? We’re not going to let that happen. This handy and hilarious guide to trading Halloween candy will help you brush up before the big night.

Note: Good and Plenties are not unicorn eggs. Don’t fall for that again this year!

Good luck! And may the Gobstoppers be everlasting in your flavor.

Watch an instructional candy-trading video after the jump

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