I was taking my boys on an all day car ride through the badlands of Alberta. Much geocaching and hunting of dinosaurs was planned.
After only 30 minutes on the road, my youngest coughed and handed me the iPad from the backseat. (I believe in iPads, not minivans with built in DVD players). It looked like snot, smelled like vomit, and my fears were realized as I turned around to hand him back his cleaned device. A worried little munchkin was letting his breakfast fly all over the back seat.
I pulled over, stripped him, tossed him back in the carseat to take back home. The car was a little rank, and so instead of a day chasing treasure, I packed my oldest back in the car for a visit to the detailer to clean out the smell. About 3 minutes away from the autoshop, my son burped from the backseat and said “Daddy, I just puked a bit in my mouth, but it’s okay. I swallowed it.” I honestly didn’t think anything of it, until 2 blocks later when he was letting it go in waves while I was stuck at a red light.
Apart from a little spit up, neither of my boys had ever vomited in their lives before. We’ve skipped serious flu bugs, and even this time neither was particularly buggy, our fingers pointing to some suspect yogurt as the cause of the crime. Now, in the span of 30 minutes they had both let the fur fly, and it was all over the cloth back seat of my 2012 Hyundai Elantra.
I blasted it to the car detailer, handed over the keys, and my credit card. 4 hours and $320 later I got my car back. But the work wasn’t done. The car was clean, but the smell was still there.
How do you get the smell of vomit out of your car? Let’s run you down all the things I’ve been doing for the past week.
Blanket 1 of 8First things first, always have a blanket or some other protection under the car seats in the back seat.
Detailing 2 of 8The detailers did an amazing job, my car looked almost brand new after they had gone after it. Sure, it was $320, but it was clean, and I didn't have to do it.
Image Credit Bubbles.ca
Windows Down 3 of 8Drive around with the windows down. It will help air things out, and you need to air things out.
Vinegar 4 of 8My wife left a cup of vinegar in the cup holder overnight. An open bowl of vinegar is a common household remedy for stinky kitchen smells, but it didn't really work in the car.
Febreze 5 of 8My wife must have dumped an entire bottle of it on my back seats.
Dryer Sheets 6 of 8I have 3 dryer sheets in my back seat right now.
Odor Bomb 7 of 8I have yet to try this one, but the odor bomb was a popular suggestion from various online sites.Image Credit Amazon
New Car 8 of 8When I first posted my problem to twitter, one of the first responses I got was "get a new car." Okay, it was bad, but the list of things has either worked, or I'm numb to the smell. Regardless, I can't afford $20k on a new ride.Image Credit Michael Gill
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