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In defense of cursing around kids. Babble.com

Why I'm teaching my children to swear.

By Amy Spurway |

“What a damn assed piss bitch!”

This was the best string of swear words that my friend Heather, at age seventeen, could muster. Even when the situation warranted some serious swearing, this was as good as it got. Heather never injected four-letter words into conversation with any degree of logical coherence. She never lashed back at her many bullies with the whip of expletives they deserved. In the heat of those confrontations, she’d tell them to go bastard themselves. Heather’s attempted obscenities sounded so ridiculous that any impact, any trace of rebellion, was completely lost.

You see: Heather never really learned to curse. Her parents were good church-going people, and as a result, Heather picked up swear words the same way that we dread our kids picking up information about sex: in whispers on the playground, overheard on the street, and from the occasional contraband movie or song. The lewd-language impairment from which Heather suffers to this very day could have been prevented. So, as a parent, I’ve decided to handle the whole swearing thing a bit differently.

Now, before any knickers get knotted, let me clarify something: I’m not about to encourage my kids to go around dropping the F bomb, or any other explosive expletives just for shock value. I’m not going to offer up alternative words for bodily functions just so my kids will have an edge in schoolyard fights. And I’m not going to go around cursing my head off just to desensitize their little ears, to sear the appropriate inappropriates into their minds. But I do have a parenting strategy for swearing, and it does not involve bars of soap, naughty mats, My strategy does not involve bars of soap, naughty mats or insincere apologies.swear jars or insincere apologies. I want my kids to know how to swear effectively and appropriately, with skill and style.

My own upbringing shaped my conviction that good parenting and good swearing can co-exist. My mother is a grinning, golden-haired schoolteacher with a penchant for silly songs and floral dresses. But if, say, some sailors or gangsta rappers stopped her on the street and challenged her to a freestyle cursing battle, my mom could throw down. Hardcore. My mother curses to celebrate the joy of language, or occasionally to make a point. Most importantly, she sees swear words for what they really are: just words, marvellously effective and versatile when used properly. I don’t remember my mother ever censoring her language around me. Nor did any of my other relatives, most of whom you’d think learned to speak English by watching Tarantino movies; however, I was not a foul-mouthed child.

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Amy Spurway

Amy Spurway is a freelance writer, communications consultant, and reticent owner of a handcrafted faux furkini. She and her husband live in Halifax, Nova Scotia, with three colorful daughters who regularly discover new ways to make their mother turn several shades of red.

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4 thoughts on “In defense of cursing around kids. Babble.com

  1. kaleighak says:

    here, here, sister!thanks for putting pen to paper (or finger to keyboard) on this issue.  i’ll be forwarding this essay around. :) .. K

  2. Peter says:

    Hey, watch your fuckin’ language!  Hee.This is great.  I briefly resolved to curb my swearing in front of my sons, but sometimes, “shit” happens.  It’s good to know when to deploy it.  And I agree that some words are better than others — might as well teach them the right “wrong” words.

  3. mchaos says:

    LOLGreat article. My parents don’t swear – unless they drop something on their foot or miss their exit on the freeway. Or some other mishap. However, they can, with colloquial eloquence. We were not allowed to swear as kids, but as we got older and the occasional naughty word slipped out in high emotion situations we were not reprimanded. It was understood that we were very worked up. My personal favorite of my mom’s swearing phrases – Shit Fire! (just kills me every time)

  4. Anonymous says:

    This is great Amy! I will be teaching my kids how to properly curse as of right now :)

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