I have a complaint (and by I, I mean myself and the other wives).
Now in case you are a husband that hasn’t made this unfortunate mistake before, I give you kudos and a high five.
However, after many conversations, I have found that many, many a husband has made this mistake – mine included. And to those husbands, I say Why, Man, WHY?
Dear Husbands of the world,
We love you and appreciate you (for the most part).
But, please, I beg of you, don’t ever use the word babysitting when it comes to your kids.
When a husband says he’ll “babysit the kids”, I (and the other wives) get stabby.
Do you know why?
Because you can’t BABYSIT your own children!
It’s called PARENTING. Seriously.
Signed, your wives.
P.S. Massaging our feet will go a long way to getting yourself back in our good books. Also, designer handbags work wonders.