There are a lot of moments in raising children that just suck. The first time they get sick, the first time you forget to send your kid to school with their bagged lunch, and it really sucks the first time your kid totally ruins something of yours.
I have had many things in my house destroyed by my kids. Things covered in poop, shattered, sprinkled all over the house. I don’t need to tell you that it’s not fun! Sometimes though the best thing to do is laugh. I always make sure I take a picture as evidence for bribery later in life (just kidding … maybe). They say laughter is the best medicine – and what better cure for the super-angry’s than laughing at someone else’s problem?
Click through to see 25 photos of stuff kids have ruined that will leave you speechless:
"Our youngest was in the bathroom, had been there for a long time. I checked on her, knocked on the door, asked if everything was alright. She answered yes, and I didn't think anything of it. Then my wife went to check, because the girl was calling for help. This is what she found. Minty fresh poo smell!" - Harry
Pimp Your Ride
"While I was out grocery shopping, I walked past the front of my car and found that it had been decorated in permanent red ink. I thought, "AHHHHHH!!!!! How long has THAT been there?!!" While grey cars don't show dirt, they show red ink really well. Due to the writing style, I suspect it was my 4 year old. I don't know where she got the pen, and I can't figure out when she did this. At least she didn't draw racing stripes down the sides, but that's where the scratches are from the bicycle handles" - Ann
"Permanent marker, Clearasil zit cream, and nail polish. We're so proud." - Julie
Pretty in Pink
"Their bodies…and some walls and a table with pink marker. This was the second incident, the first involved a sharpie. We became crayon users." - Anonymous
They Got You Too?
"Oh no, you too?" - Julie
"Wii + 5 year-old = OH NO!! Noooooooo!!!" - George
A Price for Everything
"The price I pay while cooking dinner in the kitchen." - Keith
"When Easter goes bad… Mix a 4 year old, with food coloring and vinegar.. and a wobbly stool….. you should have seen the white cupboards…. " - Katie
"There goes my sanity!"- Sarah
"Poor Barbie dragged behind a scooter. Is it a statement or just fun? I'm going with the fun part… " - Cathy
Says It All
"â€˜NUF SAID" - James
"This is why I will probably never buy a new car again. My three children have definitely ruined it." - Laura
"Yeah, that f*cking cocoa butter does wonders." - FML
Feel the Softness
"If my thoughts had vocalized I would have needed to use the stuffing for my mouth." - Cyndi
"kids have ruined any chance I'll actually "finish" the laundry. Ever." - Julie
"I'm a culinary student so I keep random sh*t, like food dye, in my car. My son decided to dump several ounces of it all over my daughter, including her hair, just as I was on my way to drop them off at a sitter's for the evening so I could go to a concert that night. I was late to the concert." - Jena
Just Do It
"If you ever have the slightest thought that you should secure your car keys while away from home even for a couple hours don't even think just DO!!" - Anonymous
"They made themselves "snowmen". This took weeks to clean up. Thanks MIL for sending our Christmas stuff in all this packing. My sanity was ruined." - Brandy
"New tub of Desitin + new tub of Vaseline + new container of powder+ extra long "nap"= reminder to get a tubal ligation" - Anonymous
Just One Minute
"Came upstairs and heard "here he comes…" and then they scattered and hid. What a 5 and 3 year old can to in about 1 minute!" - Andrew
"My wedding picture." - Bonnie
"My daughter "painted" the cat with 4 different colors of nail polish. Cat is ok." - Heather
"Peanut Butter ALL OVER the toy room! Had to rip out the carpet!" - Jennifer
"I asked my son to bring me the Ipod… in the time it took him to walk across the room, he disabled my Ipod for 39 YEARS.. ill be 79 before it unlocks."- Carly
:: What destruction has your kid gotten into lately? ::
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