You Look Great in Your Sweatpants: 10 Things Any SAHM Would Love to Hear


I have been married and happily in love for going on 8 years now. With Valentine’s Day approaching I have been thinking about romance and how there’s a lack of it in my life.

What I find funny about romance is — my idea of romance is totally different now that I’m a mom. Before kids all I wanted was for my husband to plan a date with no input and surprise me.

Now, things are so different. I find things like doing the dishes romantic, or picking up take out so I don’t have to cook to be the thing that get’s my gears going. Funny how life changes.

Inspired by the wildly funny “P*rn for Pregnant Ladies” by Pregnant Chicken, I put together some images of the ideal romance for all Mothers.

Click through to see the perfect version of man for stay at home moms:

  • Gerard Butler 1 of 10
    Gerard Butler
    We all love a man who takes chores seriously.
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  • Adam Levine 2 of 10
    Adam Levine
    We all want a man who loves what we look like (no matter how bad).
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  • Taye Diggs 3 of 10
    Taye Diggs
    We all want a man who thinks ahead and makes plans.
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  • Alexander Skarsgard 4 of 10
    Alexander Skarsgard
    We all want a man who doesn't need us to always look fancy.
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  • Jason Statham 5 of 10
    Jason Statham
    We all want a man who takes control - of the kids.
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  • Ryan Gosling 6 of 10
    Ryan Gosling
    We all want a man who looks past our flaws or even loves us for them
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  • Justin Timberlake 7 of 10
    Justin Timberlake
    We all want a man who takes care of us and those important to us.
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  • Robert Pattinson 8 of 10
    Robert Pattinson
    We all want a man who can anticipate exactly what we need.
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  • Kanye West 9 of 10
    Kanye West
    We all want a man who cares about our lives too.
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  • Channing Tatum 10 of 10
    Channing Tatum
    We all want a man who tells us how awesome we are.
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