Kids Say the Cutest Things!



Confession of the Day

"Hey!!! Who put these green things on my strawberries???" Noah, age 4, on seeing strawberries with the leaves on.

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"I like playing school with Psss, (our cat) but he never learns his ABCs properly so i have to start all over again tomorrow" Indigo, 3 years

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"What do you know about pumpkins?" "They sell them for sale!" 3 y/o

I AM SO CUTE SO IS MY PUPPY ! AGE:3 NAME:sonjia state:co

My daughter and I are having this role play (she's 7 years old Anne and I'm her big brother Peter, 10 years old), and I forgot my role for a minute during a demonstration on how they talk in a different part of the country. And she sighs admiringly: "Oh, Peter - you know so much! Even more than most adults!". Madeleine, 4 years

"Because I would broke (break), and then you would have to build a new Noah, and that would cost a LOT of money" -- Noah, 3, on reasons not to wear his pajamas

When walking to school we would sometimes cross with the crossing lady and sometime cross at the bollards further up the road. Lisa age 4 "are we crossing at the bollocks today?" If anyone is unfamiliar with this word it is an english word meaning testicles.

When walking to school we would sometimes cross with the crossing lady and sometime cross at the bollards further up the road. Lisa age 4 "are we crossing at the bollocks today?" If anyone is unfamiliar with this word it is an english word meaning testicles.

Out to dinner with my 4 year old daughter Maya, my 16 year old son Joe and my parents and brother and sister in law. The waitress bring Maya's juice and I ask for it in a sippy to avoid spilling. Maya does not like this. Later, Joe spills his drink and Maya looks at me and says "Does he get a sippy cup now?"

"His big ol' tooths put holes in her boobies" Mariah age 5 about her 6 month old breast feeding brother.

"He's not a lion, or a walrus, or a tiger, or a fierce." -- Noah, 3, evaluating a prospective (human) friend

My son LOVES blues clues band aids so when we went to the park we saw a guy with acne and dylan said mummy does that guy need a bwuws cwuws ban ain????

i love saying my ABZ mommy dylan age 2

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