Kids Say the Cutest Things!



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"Hey!!! Who put these green things on my strawberries???" Noah, age 4, on seeing strawberries with the leaves on.

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"i know! a movement-sensitive outdoor light!"... on the first day of primary one (grade 1), the teacher was drawing a house while the class contributed ( a house needs windows... yes.good girl, Emily.) one especially bright girl came out with this outdoor-light quote. unfortunatley the teacher said "er, i think we'll leave that out for now". haha. suzy, age 5

im very sensitive kid cuz im alone ...ba how can i say??cuz i have god and my parents....i want health cuz i want to enjoying eating candies and stuff...those cant eat bcz of my cough allergy

kids is angels and v love them mom alwaz want the best health for kids.momin sheikh

While playing with her dance with me Brobee my daughter takes a wipe turns him over & says "doo doo?!" Then proceeds to clean brobees butt. Zoe 20 months

"Where is the Baby??!!" My son aged 3 asks a woman at a airport, mistaking her luggage cart for a baby stroller

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"I like playing school with Psss, (our cat) but he never learns his ABCs properly so i have to start all over again tomorrow" Indigo, 3 years

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"What do you know about pumpkins?" "They sell them for sale!" 3 y/o

I AM SO CUTE SO IS MY PUPPY ! AGE:3 NAME:sonjia state:co

My daughter and I are having this role play (she's 7 years old Anne and I'm her big brother Peter, 10 years old), and I forgot my role for a minute during a demonstration on how they talk in a different part of the country. And she sighs admiringly: "Oh, Peter - you know so much! Even more than most adults!". Madeleine, 4 years

"Because I would broke (break), and then you would have to build a new Noah, and that would cost a LOT of money" -- Noah, 3, on reasons not to wear his pajamas

When walking to school we would sometimes cross with the crossing lady and sometime cross at the bollards further up the road. Lisa age 4 "are we crossing at the bollocks today?" If anyone is unfamiliar with this word it is an english word meaning testicles.

When walking to school we would sometimes cross with the crossing lady and sometime cross at the bollards further up the road. Lisa age 4 "are we crossing at the bollocks today?" If anyone is unfamiliar with this word it is an english word meaning testicles.

Out to dinner with my 4 year old daughter Maya, my 16 year old son Joe and my parents and brother and sister in law. The waitress bring Maya's juice and I ask for it in a sippy to avoid spilling. Maya does not like this. Later, Joe spills his drink and Maya looks at me and says "Does he get a sippy cup now?"