Mom- you have to eat your peas. Girl- I don't want to. Mom- If you don't eat your peas then Santa won't come. Girl (mutters under her breath)- The easter bunny would never make me do this.
1 Awww "Mama, I'm so happy with you". -Lexi, age 3
2 Awww My son said that the sun was poking him in the eye because it was sunny out and it was shining on him. Then he started to sing mr. sun sun mr golden sun please don't shine down on me. jaden 3 years old. kristentorres1@hotmail.com
0 Awww mum you as cute as your eyes jasmine
2 Awww EAT MY BEAVER!!!!!!!
1 Awww EAT MY BEAVER!!!!!!!
0 Awww When asked what she wanted for her birthday, four year old Elizabeth lets out a too-old-for-her-age sigh and with a slight shrug of her shoulders she says "I don't know but Mommy says no Hannah Montana"
1 Awww Dee, then about 2 years old, taking a break from Sesame Street. "Mommy, what 'wat-to' means?" Me: "Waddle?" Dee: "No! "WAT-TO!" (Back and forth another couple of times.) Dee (with megawatt "Are you frickn' stupid?" glare): "Mommy: what 'Panish means?" Me: "Spanish? Oh! CUATRO! It means 'four.'" Dee (still glaring): "THANK YOU."
0 Awww Joel, then aged about 20 months, stumbled and went down on one knee as we went outside for a walk. No injury. He got up laughing and said: "Oops! I lost my leg."
3 Awww My granddaughter called to see if we'd come pick her up..I told her we couldn't because the headlights were out in the car and its getting dark..She said...Well you should've paid your electric bill!
5 Awww on being mistaken for a girl: I'm not a girl! I have a Y chromosome! Aidan, 5
4 Awww grandma, grandma, my butt has a hole in it. Why? by my 3 year old grandson, as I was trying to potty train him.
5 Awww While putting my daughter to bed she said, "Mommy, I won't lie ever again. OOPS, that was a lie!" Madeline age 3.
0 Awww take this crap out of my stroller!
6 Awww Dad, noticing toddler looking tired: How about if Daddy carries you? Jack, aged 23 months: How about if MAMA carries me?
2 Awww 'peena bunner' for peanut butter- Connor, 22 months