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"Hey!!! Who put these green things on my strawberries???" Noah, age 4, on seeing strawberries with the leaves on.

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"Mom, I think you better just let the guy on the radio sing this song." Laura, Age 3

"Mommy doesn't like the flip-flop panties because they go all the way up to her uterus." - Avery, 5

"I'll say sorry when I'm done, momma." Edie, 2, when asked why she won't stop pulling everything out of the kitchen drawers.

Mom- you have to eat your peas. Girl- I don't want to. Mom- If you don't eat your peas then Santa won't come. Girl (mutters under her breath)- The easter bunny would never make me do this.

"I'm just being human" Emma, 4, when asked why, in the middle of the day, she took off all her clothes.

"Mommy, George is not a Bush... He's a monkey." Jack Age 3

While shopping in IKEA, my 3 year old daughter picked up a cheese grater and said, "Well, you don't see this everyday."

Kindergarten kids, playing with a cardboard Mayflower during Thanksgiving week: "Is everybody on board? Okay, have a good trip! Call me on my cell when you get to America!"

we told are son that his aunt has a baby in her belly so he yelled at her 'you ate your baby? are u nuts?' hes 4.

I was combing my 6 year old daughter's hair and explained to her that if her hair is not kept nice as a child she will have bad hair as an adult...she looked up at me and said..."oh mommy so that is why you have bad hair now!"

"I'll be right back." - Our one-and-a-half-year-old's first sentence. He walked into the bathroom and closed the door.

"When I put the blanket over my head my eyes cannot see. That is called opaque." Lukas 2 1/2

"mom im 9 now im half grown thank you very much"

While playing with popsicle sticks in pre-school, our 3-year old son Declan asked, 'Who cut all the ice cream off of these popsicle sticks?'

I'm not Curious George. I'm just Regular George (George, age 2).

"I don't think I'm going to college, dad. I just want to walk around a look at stuff." — Mercer, age 5, said to his father (who happens to be a college professor)