10 Decals That Are Infinitely More Awesome Than Stick Figure FamiliesJoslyn Gray
We’ve all seen the stick figure families on the backs of people’s cars. They’re cute. Apparently, some people really hate them, and several really obscene decals are available now, spoofing the trend. The other day, when the kids and I were leaving a playground, we saw a particularly charming decal on a car in the parking lot.
It was on a Cadillac Escalade, in the parking lot of the “poshest” playground in my area. I guess after you spend $85K on a car, there’s no money left over to buy some class?
Thanks to the owner of that Caddy for leaving me to try to explain this to my kids:
Thanks for keeping the playground family-friendly, Escalade owner. Stay classy.
But later that same day I stumbled across some really, truly awesome alternatives to the classic stick figure family decals.If you’re “so over” stick figure families, how about one of these (instead of something truly offensive)? Check them out!
Thanks again to Etsy shop Kelly Creation Decals for making the Lego head one by special request!
You can even get Stormtrooper Cat and Stormtrooper Dog! 1 of 10This incredibly geektastic site also has Cthulu families, AT-AT families (the kids are mouse droids), Autobots and Decepticons, among other choices. From Kelly Creation Decals on Etsy, $13.50
You know who you are. 2 of 10OMG. My older daughters and I volunteer for a local pet shelter, and I know someone who needs this. Except with like, 40 cats. Crazy cat lady <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/102872205/crazy-cat-lady-family-car-sticker-set-offamily" target="_blank"Kelly Creation Decals on Etsy , $13.50
Actually, our other car looks a bit more like an X-Wing, but whatever. 3 of 10Also available in "My Other Car is the Millenium Falcon," and "My Other Car is an AT-AT," naturally. From Kelly Creation Decals on Etsy, $13.50
My zombie family ate your stick figure family. 4 of 10Even the dog and cat are in on the zombie fun! This one is also cool because you can buy just the figures you need. From Inky Dinky Dax Designs, $2 - $5 per figure
The CDC has officially stated that we are not in the midst of a Zombie Apocalypse. Yet.. 5 of 10Screw you, CDC. I know what those crazy face-chewing news stories really mean, and you can never be too prepared. Not a stick figure family, but I love it. From StickerX on Etsy, $4.99
Potter-Weasley 2012. 6 of 10Not a stick figure family, but still way more fun than the boring political stickers on every other car on the road. From Walking Dead Promotion on Etsy,$5.99
Lego heads for Legoheads 7 of 10Kelly Creation Decals made this Lego head set for me by special request, but now you can buy a set too! From Kelly Creation Decals on Etsy, $12.50.
Chewbacca + Darth Vader = Jawas? Ewwww. 8 of 10Dream up any combination of Star Wars characters to make your geeky decal family complete. From ThinkGeek, $14.99
If you like your zombie family a little more on the gory side. 9 of 10Aww, look at the darling little zombie fish. From ThinkGeek, $9.99
My baby is a chupacabra. *You* try nursing him. 10 of 10Cryptozoological Family Stickers feature Bigfoot, Loch Ness monster, Jersey Devil, Bunyip, Mothman, Mongolian Death Worm, Tatzelwurm, and Chupacabra. From Neatoshop, $9.95
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