13 Funniest #RoyalBaby Tweets (So Far)Joslyn Gray
THIS. This is what Twitter is for. Not for staying in touch with people, not for staying on top of the news, and certainly not for updating us with moment-to-moment photos of your lunch. (No, not even if you reproduced Rachel Ray’s Caprese Salad perfectly. Not even then.)
Twitter is for flooding the Internet with the best possible one-liners when anything happens in pop culture. And the birth of a royal baby is exactly the kind of pop culture that spawns a slew of puns and jokes, all neatly tied up into 140-character bundles.
Behold, the funniest #RoyalBaby tweets–so far.
This is why the Internet was invented. 1 of 14
Okay, it's at least why Twitter was invented. Click the arrows to scroll through the funniest of the #RoyalBaby tweets so far!
The only good crowning joke. 2 of 14
Only Ellen could make crowning funny. Because in real life that shizz is SO NOT FUNNY.
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Still shopping for a teeny-tiny Sorting Hat. 3 of 14
One thing is for sure: the royal baby will certainly not strut about the castle.
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There are already more than a thousand. 4 of 14
Dear Twitter Users, remember that your parody accounts have to actually be funny if you want someone to follow them.
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Well, except the kids. 5 of 14
And the pizza delivery guy. So, you know, we'd still have to interact with some humans. But still, I like where Heather's going with this.
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Unless it’s a girl. 6 of 14
If it's a girl, I'm hoping they name her Latifah.
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I’m so excited I could pee. 7 of 14
Oh, wait, that's just the damage done by four babies stomping on my bladder in utero.
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Pfft. 8 of 14
Unless a crapton of Cheerios, flattened Capri Sun bags, and a couple of binkies rolled out of the car when they opened the minivan door, they are not yet in "parent mode."
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Naming a baby is no joke, sir. 9 of 14
You can't just name a baby based on what would be cute when she's a baby. You have to think down the road to when she's queen. So Amidala would obviously be the better choice here.
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Version Number Eleventy Million of this Meme 10 of 14
There are approximately eleventy million variations on this on the Interwebz right now. I appreciated the crappy PhotoShop job on this one the most.
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Just sayin.’ 11 of 14
FYI, I'm okay with more naked Prince Harry, actually.
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I’m a little fuzzy on the history. 12 of 14
No, it had something to do with being charged too much tax for my chai tea when the girl at Starbucks can't even spell my name right.
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Yes, that’s exactly how it works. 13 of 14
Little known fact: The blue smoke is actually inhaler mist, because all the entertainment reports are hyperventilating right now.
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I don’t remember the wedding being so…red, though. 14 of 14
So much better than being real life Twilight.
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