10 Hilarious Rejected Mother's Day Cards

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Happy Mother’s Day!

Finding the perfect card for any occasion is a fine art, but certainly some occasions are more sensitive than others. Generally any birthday card will do, as long as it doesn’t say, “I just got this to remind you that you suck and everyone hates that you were born.” But a Mother’s Day card? That really has to convey something special. So it’s a good thing my pal Francesco Marciuliano, who pens the comic strip Sally Forth, has decided NOT to sell these Mother’s Day cards this year. Because it would be really bad if you gave one to your mom or your baby mama. But also really hilarious:

  • Whoooo got fired? 1 of 10
    Whoooo got fired?
    Me! Maybe I'll get you some perfume next year?
  • Cheating 2 of 10
    Don't tell Dad I told you!
  • Not Valid in Alaska or Ohio 3 of 10
    Not Valid in Alaska or Ohio
    Shipping and handling may apply.
  • Really! 4 of 10
    I mean, what more can you expect? YOU'RE SO NEEDY!
  • Surprise! 5 of 10
    You shivdn't have.
  • It Only Took Me… 6 of 10
    It Only Took Me...
    12 steps to walk to the store and get this. Think you could walk that far without falling down? Hmm?
  • Oh, That’s Rich… 7 of 10
    Oh, That's Rich...
    ...really rich...
  • One Out of Four… 8 of 10
    One Out of Four...
    ...ain't bad.
  • You Should Listen… 9 of 10
    You Should Listen... your children.
  • Stalker 10 of 10
    But he's so nice!

To see the full gallery of hilarious rejected Mother’s Day cards, visit Smosh.

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