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10 Sex Questions from Seventh Graders that Most Adults Probably Can’t Answer (Honestly, Anyway)

Sex questions from seventh graders

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When you reach a certain point in your adulthood, it can be easy to assume you know what young people are thinking because you were once their age.

However, what you likely don’t remember is just how much you thought about sex, and how it all works. There are so many holes and hairs and smells and bumps and tubes and fluids to think about. Sure, maybe your mom gave you a book or your dad gave you a talk, but that didn’t nearly cover the mystery of reproduction.

One seventh grade teacher knows what’s on the mind of students, and knows that kids are usually too embarrassed to ask. So she (or he) created a box in the classroom for kids to ask questions anonymously, and in writing, and then addressed and answered them out loud just in case other kids were wondering, too.

Here are 10 questions about sex from seventh grade students. Too bad they don’t come with the answers, because most adults could probably use a refresher.


  • Is there other ways to have a baby but without having sex? 1 of 10
    Is there other ways to have a baby but without having sex?
    Yes, although you'll have to talk to Mary.
  • Do ladies fart when they are going to have a baby? 2 of 10
    Do ladies fart when they are going to have a baby?
    Not as far as you — or their husbands — know.
  • How does it smell when people have sex? 3 of 10
    How does it smell when people have sex?
    Like long-stem roses and Ryan Gosling (hey, a girl can dream).
  • Why do some girls have the penis? 4 of 10
    Why do some girls have the penis?
    Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
  • How do you reproduce a girl human being? 5 of 10
    How do you reproduce a girl human being?
    Very carefully.
  • I heared that guys can have sex until they die is that true? 6 of 10
    I heared that guys can have sex until they die is that true?
    Hef, do you want to answer this one?
  • Does porn make your sperm stronger? Have fast could people go when you have sex? 7 of 10
    Does porn make your sperm stronger? Have fast could people go when you have sex?
    No, and as fast as possible (hey, a girl can dream).
  • How do the sperms move? Can you brake your eggs? 8 of 10
    How do the sperms move? Can you brake your eggs?
    Very carefully, and only if you drop them.
  • Why do we have to learn about the reproductive systems when these boys are immature? 9 of 10
    Why do we have to learn about the reproductive systems when these boys are immature?
    A question for the ages.
  • How do I avoid getting a girl pregnant without using a condom? 10 of 10
    How do I avoid getting a girl pregnant without using a condom?
    Just don't have sex, buddy.

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