10 Tweets About Halloween FAILSJulianna Miner
My Halloween was fine, I think. I was so busy running around like a meth-fueled squirrel coordinating the holiday for my offspring, that I barely remember how it went. Nobody cried and I confiscated all the Pixie Stix before my kids even realized they had them, so I call it an epic win for mommy.
It was with guilty pleasure that I spent part of my morning trolling Twitter to document other folk’s #HalloweenFail experiences. Here are my favorites:
(3) MumsnetTowers :”A sign saying, ‘Sacrifice volunteers, please ring bell’ normally does the trick. ”
(1) ChickyMara: I personally feel that Crunchie bars and Crispy Crunch are inappropriate for children #halloween #badmommy