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13 Celebrity Moms We Hope Never Start Mom Blogs

By Lori Garcia |

Gisele is just like us! Only perfect in every possible way.

The blogosphere is a ginormous space, free to anyone who’s brave enough to bare their soul. I’m not here to deny anyone the opportunity to begin their blogging journey, but there are certain celebrity moms we really hope decide to launch children’s clothing lines instead of blogs. 

I’m the first to cringe every time a celebrity mom announces they’re launching a parenting blog. Knowing how hard we regular peeps of the non-famous variety have to work to establish an online following, I die a little inside whenever a celebrity blog is launched to instant readership. Is it wrong to feel that way? Probably, but just try and stop me.

Corine of Complicated Mama wrote the post, Are Celebs Relatable Mom Bloggers? Personally, I think hell no. Celebs, they’re just like us! They change dirty diapers! OMG, how so totally honorable! Celebs, they’re just like us! They have  nannies, a housekeeper, a personal assistant, and a personal chef! Oh wait…nevermind.

I did some field research (like the ”ask everyone I know” kind) and inquired as to which celebrity moms should never, ever, ever, under any possible circumstance start a mom blog.

Friends, the masses have spoken:

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Celebrity Moms Who Are Too Unrelatable To Blog

Gisele Bundchen

My dearest Gisele, 100% of mothers agree that you are not a mommy friend. As the statuesque Queen of all Sanctimommies, you are hereby forbidden from publishing a mom blog reprimanding mothers for formula feeding, using disposable diapers, or possessing inferior genes.

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Lori Garcia

Lori Garcia is a writer and mother of two living and loving in Southern California. When she's not fussing with her bangs, you can find her shaking her groove thing on her personal blog, Mommyfriend where she almost never combines true tales of motherhood and mayhem with her degree in child development. Read bio and latest posts → Read Lori's latest posts →

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9 thoughts on “13 Celebrity Moms We Hope Never Start Mom Blogs

  1. Great post….many laughs!! :)

  2. JamieAnne says:

    What an awesome list!

  3. KeAnne says:

    I don’t know…Angelina’s blog might be really interesting! She could post on international adoption, blended families, being a working mom, her non-traditional relationship w/ Brad Pitt. Might be very interesting!

  4. bunnytwenty says:

    I only wish that momblogs had existed 10-15 years ago so we could have seen one by the ultimate trainwreck celeb mom: Courtney Love!

    1. mommyfriend says:

      You said it sister!

  5. Courtney says:

    Oh shut up Mariah at least earned the diva title through talent and actually seems to be a wonderful mother to her twins so don’t tell her she can’t give parenting advice if one of her fans who has a baby around her twins age were to ask for it. she would never do a full blown blog about motherhood though she might write a book about her journey to it

  6. Tressma says:

    Oh my goodness I loved this, too funny. Thank you I need that!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. arealwifeinahouseintexas says:

    Oh no, R.I.P. Whitney Houston…

  8. bwsf says:

    Deena Lohan.

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